MGE reacts to hellsing abridged ep1 part1

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Thoughts - that makes sense
Talking - "Hi"
Action - Raises hand
Shouting - "ASSHOLE"
Thoughts in media - that makes sense
Talking in media - "Hi"
Action in media - Raises hand
Shouting in media - "ASSHOLE"
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Eito - "Quick question how strong do you think a vampire can become?"

Druella - "Strong enough to best even the greatest of heroes!" she says in a manner mocking Wilmarina.

Wilmarina - "Strong enough that common folk cant beat them but even lesser heroes will easily triumph over them!" Wilmarina says in opposition to Druella's earlier statement.

Eito - "If you are talking about this world's vampire's then druella is right"

Wilmarina,Mersé - "WHAT" they both shouted in shock (Druella) and anger (Wilmarina).

Eito - "Key word this world's vampires your world's vampires are much weaker" this slightly calms Wilmarina down.

Eito - "This world is a bit gory but pretty funny after you get past all the gore and death" he said in a enthusiasctic manner.

Mersé - "What kind of humor."

Eito - "Yes."

Mersé - "That wasn't a yes or no ques-." She is immediately cut off.

Eito - "Now let's get this show on the road!"

"The following is a fan based parody.  Hellsing Ultimate is own by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment, and Funimation. Please support the official release. You protestant fuckbucket." Was said in a male scottish accent.

Mersé - "Fuckbucket thats a weird insult."

"This is a story of a world of adventure, a sea full of excitment and a man full of dreams with a passion that seeks to drive him to the top" is said by gruff but friendly voice.

"My name Is Monkey. D. Luffy and I'm going to be king of th-" then it suddenly cut to a dim room covered in blood with mutilated bodies everywhere.

Everyone minus Eito pales at the sight

Eito - "Is this too much blood and gore for you to handle? Please we haven't even left the set up." He said in a mocking tone.

Wilmarina - "H-how are you so calm?!"

Eito - "I've seen worse trust me that's on the lower end on how gory it gets."

Two pale skinned figures are seen hugging eachother in the bloodied room one woman with long brunette hair in a pink shirt and blue jeans the other a man with short white hair wearing a drab green coat with a black bandana holding an Uzi smg.

"Oh I love you Edward" said the woman

"And I love you to Bella" said the man now known as Edward as the view pans up shows his smg and Bella's ass.

Francisa - "T-that's an odd looking revolver" still frightend by the scene earlier.

(Author's note I've read in some mge fanfitions there is a cowgirl who uses a revolver and since francisa's royalty she would have been well educated so she would have atleast heard of revolvers.)

Eito - "That isn't a revolver" he said bluntly.

Francisa - "Then what is it?" Is said by her confused

Eito - "I'll get to that later."

Knocking is heared

Edward - "hold on."

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