Taekook Oneshots

Mafia Married to a Poor Boy Special Epi

Kook: No, no ........... Taehyung please get out of my kitchen. You don't cook you mess up my kitchen.YAHHHHHHH.....you can't even cut a carrot properly, then how can you kill your enemies

Tae: (done face) Can you please shut up and let me cook? You are distracting me from doing my work. I couldn't cook this food because of you. I would have finished this 30 minutes earlier, but you're making me late to finish cooking (crossed arms)

 
Kook: (frowned) So you're saying I'm the one delaying you from finishing your cooking? (Taehyung nods) Even if I keep my mouth shut, what you are cooking will not be ready today. (Taehyung cofused and raised his eyesbrows)Mr.Mafia, Can you please turn on the stove (forced smile)

 
Tae: (embarrassed) Sorry, on a whim I forgot to do. You didn't even tell me earlier...........
Kook: Yes, someone will come and say turn on the stove, why don't you use your brain? (done face)

 
[It has been three years since that incident. Jungkook, Jimin and Jhope graduated a year ago. Jungkook now runs two cafes. Jhope is now living in Russia with his husband Kai. Yoongi and Jimin live in another mansion. Only Taekook lives in the Kim mansion. Today is Sunday, so Taehyung said he will cook today. After fighting with the apron for half an hour now Taehyung started cooking and Jungkook sat in the kitchen counter watching his husband. Taehyung does every circus act in the kitchen without cooking. He wasn't bothered by Jungkook's shouts and curses. Frustrated by his husband's actions, Jungkook tries everything to stop his clown husband]

Kook: (frustrated) Taehyung, please let me cook.

Tae: (done face) What do you think I'm doing now?

Kook: Circus.............

 
Tae: What do you think, I do the circus? You are jealous of my cooking skills, that is why you are saying this. I know I'm a good cook (flipping his hair sassily)

 
Kook: (crossed arms) I don't think you're a good cook, you're good at destroying my kitchen (They both look at the kitchen and after seeing the state of the kitchen, Taehyung nervously laughs and Jungkook closes his eyes to calm himself. Taehyung tries to leave the room without making a sound, but he was startled when Jungkook yelled angrily)

Kook: KIM TAEHYUNG, BRING YOU'RE A$$ HERE. FROM TODAY YOU ARE BANNED FROM ENTERING THE KITCHEN. YOU BETTER KEEP THIS IN YOUR MIND.

(few minutes later)

[Now, Taehyung and Jungkook were bickering loudly in the kitchen. Jungkook was telling Taehyung to leave the kitchen, but Taehyung didn't listen, he walked over and sat at the kitchen counter, watching his husband cook while scolding him. Jungkook stretched his hands up to grab the flour from the cupboard, but he couldn't reach. Suddenly he felt someone's chest pressing against his back and he knew very well who that person was. He allowed the man to help him get the flour from the cupboard. But pretending to help him, the man's hands were placed on each side of his waist]

Kook: (sighed) Mr.Mafia, it's okay if you don't help me, but stop bothering me. How can I cook if you keep bothering me like this?

Tae: I won't bother you baby, you do your work and I'll do mine (With that, he hugss Jungkook from behind and Jungkook sighs loudly before continuing to cook. Because he knows telling this man to stop is a waste of time. But he flinched and pushed Taehyung away as his hands traveled inside his shirt)

Kook: (glare) You prevent, Can't you control yourself for a few hours? why are you like this Stay away from me I'm so hungry..............  (Taehyung huffed and sat down on the chair, deciding to let his husband finish cooking)