"I really would give you this clover. Except luck is for suckers." -Alaska Young p.41
"I just wanted to kiss you and make it better."
"Shame you didn't."
"You are adorable." -Alaska Young/ Pudge Halter p.43
"Yeah, Pudge is adorable / but you want incorrigible / so Jake is more endourable / 'cause he's so—-damn. Damn. I almost had four rhymes on adorable . But all i could think of was unfloorable, which isn't even a word."
"Drop a beat, Colonel Catastrophe," -Takumi Hikohito p.43
"Right here, by the river, you want me to kick it? / If your smoke was a Popsicle, I'd surely lick it / My rhymin' is old school, sort of like the ancient Romans / The Colonel's beat is sad like Arthur Miller's Willy Loman / Sometimes I'm accused of being a showman / ICanRhymeFast and I can rhyme slow, man.
Like Emily Dickinson, I ain't afraid of slant rhyme / And that's the end of this verse; emcee's out on a high." -Takumi Hikohito p.44
"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -Alaska Young p.44
