You and Toe Jammer been friends for a while now. But you also had a major crush on him.
You were the typical Emo 'I'm not like other girls' white girl. You were a singer, but mostly sang songs from underated bands like Queen and Nirvana.
"Hey Toe Jammer, have you ever been in love?" You asked your slimy friend.
"Doe" he responded.
"What? Pfft- me neither, that's girly girl stuff you know." You responded embarrassed.
Toe Jammer and you sat in silence for a while.
"But If you were, who would it be?"
He got out his phone to show a picture of Mammott...
Your sould crushed in million pieces.
You got up and ran away, tears falling off your porcelain skink.
Ballz :P