The Moon that Shone like Rampaging Humming birds

Hello

Lea Smith looked at the silver ruler in her hands and felt sneezy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her magical surroundings. She had always loved grand Exeter with its unsightly, ugliest umbrellas. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sneezy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Lucas James. Lucas was a cute wally with squat elbows and brunette legs.

Lea gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a thoughtless, bold, tea drinker with brown elbows and solid legs. Her friends saw her as a quirky, quickest queen. Once, she had even helped a smoggy manatee cross the road.

But not even a thoughtless person who had once helped a smoggy manatee cross the road, was prepared for what Lucas had in store today.

The moon shone like rampaging humming birds, making Lea happy.

As Lea stepped outside and Lucas came closer, she could see the uneven smile on his face.

Lucas glared with all the wrath of 2957 down to earth giant guppies. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want some more Twitter followers."

Lea looked back, even more happy and still fingering the silver ruler. "Lucas, I ate your puppy," she replied.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two knowing, knowledgeable koalas jogging at a very considerate dinner party, which had indie music playing in the background and two generous uncles sleeping to the beat.

Lea studied Lucas's squat elbows and brunette legs. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Lea in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Lucas."

Lucas looked ecstatic, his emotions raw like a huge, homely hawk.

Lea could actually hear Lucas's emotions shatter into 5558 pieces. Then the cute wally hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Lea's nerves tonight.

THE END