Blueycapsules One-Shots

Past!William x Reader joke

OK SO LIKE UHHH I FORGOT

GENDOROROOROR: Gender-Neutral
Backround info: GAY MAN

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( Nobody's Pov)

You sat on your bed staring at the ceiling waiting for something exciting to happen in your life, matter of a fact your life was so boring.

You had no friends, your bitchass was always alone in college.

You then thought of that boy you met, what was his name again..?

You went to the front door to go take the note he gave you out of your unwashed stinky ass jacket.

"William J. Afton

696-969-6969"

He actually gave you your number, you decided to ring it up.

The phone rung for a couple seconds until you heard a British man say "Yello?"

"Hey uhm, are you William Afton..?"

"Yeah who's askin?"

"Its me Y/n, you gave me your number." It was silent, then he gasped.

"Ohhh, hi."

"Heyy................" You stupid awkward booty couldn't say anything without FUCKING EMBARASSING YOURSELF SO YOU BEGAN TO BREATH REALLY HEAVILY MAKING WILLY SILLY CRINGE SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH STOP BREATHING.

"Do you maybe want to go out?"

"Sure, to where?"

"A mitski concert"

"I want you. I hold one card that I can't use but I want you You're coming back, and it's the end of the world. We're starting over and I love you darling, and I am done, dear. You're in the house, and I am here in the car 'cause I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you. I found you, I found the door but when I stepped through there was no floor. You're coming back, and it's the end of the world. We're starting over and I love you darling and I am done, dear. You're in the house, and I am here in the car 'cause I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you. I want you, I want you."

You were genuinely shocked, "Wow willy that was so good!!"

"Anyways I'm cumming over sugar tits mwamwamwmawmawmwqm"

"Oki heheheh"

Door bell ring
"Hi"
"Hi pookie

"Mwmamwamwamwma awh kitten wants hugs"

"Yes uwu"

You guys kissed goodnight