A worker drone !? (Uzi x reader)

Chap 1: Uzi

"We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans, mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handle that just fine, all by themselves."

The screen shows the planet explode, a Worker Drone touches a frozen skeleton and it breaks.

"With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves."

The Landing Pod crashes to the city.

"Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI."

The Disassembly Drones emerge from the pod, one of them threw a head of a dead drone and destroys the city with other drones.

The scene swtiches to see a worker drone with purple hair and eyes named Uzi

Uzi:" But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors? It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun!"

Everyone started to panic

WD:" Oh so not the vibe!"

Uzi:" Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does!

She flicks the switch, and laughs like a psychopath

The teacher rolls his eyes.

Teacher:" Oh, Uzi. The homework was a word problem about buying watermelons."

Uzi:" Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?"

Teacher:" No. Plus repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric, and is it supposed to be that color?"

Uzi's railgun turns red and exploded the classroom

The scene switches to the infirmary.

Female WD:" Ew, it didn't kill her! Oh my god i feel so bad!"

Uzi: "Ughh..."

Then a male worker drone named Thad enters the room.

Thad:" Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic... Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh-"

Uzi:" I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me! Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you."

Thad:" Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh... Then you might blow the other half of your face off."

Uzi:" Crippling daddy issues, hilarious... What are you in for? Testosterone too hard?"

Thad:" That can happen? Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass!"

Uzi:" Oh, ew. Gross, I hate that you said that."

Thad:" So, what's the, uh..."

Uzi gets up and points her gun at him.

Uzi:" Sick-as-hell railgun?! Sci-fi nonsense, that super works! I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone, tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff, but mostly the world part."

Thad:" Oh, but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh... Do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said?"

Uzi:" NO MORE FEEDBACK ON MY REPRESSION TODAY!!"

Thad:" Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think..."

She leaves the room.

Uzi:" BITE ME!"

But then came back.

Uzi:" I'm not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal!"

The scene swtiches to 3AM. Uzi smacks her face and snuck out of the house. When she was at the second door, she opened it but her dad was there.

Uzi:" Oh, Robo-Jesus!"

Khan:" And where might you be off to?"

Uzi:" Mmmh... Sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that I definitely have?"

He laughs a little.

Khan:" Seriously, though."

Uzi:" Okay, okay, you caught me! I need to measure, the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door One. Because that's... the project I'm working on for school, a big old door! Just like what my old man build! I want to join the WDF and hide behind the doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff..."

Khan:" Well, we don't just play cards..."

Worker drone:" Khan! Can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh hey Uzi!"

Uzi laughs a bit.

Khan closes the door and turns to Uzi again.

Khan:" Well... when you build doors so good? Good door, good door... There's no need to fight, Uzi. This is great news. Here! The wrench that I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes,  and to put your mother out of her misery, when the Murder Drones got to her with that nanite acid... I want you to have it!"

Uzi:" Neat. Therapy's fun!"

Khan opens the door.

Khan:" Guys! My daughter is into doors!"

The other drones start cheering.

Khan:" She's gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door One! Your door specific destiny awaits!"

Uzi:" Uhh... Wow, okay! I'm just gonna leave then, cause this worked so weirdly well. Uh, go doors!"

She walks to the now open door and it closes behind her.

She is by herself now. Hope nothing bad will happened...

(Thanks for reading the chap 1, sorry if there are any mistakes and see you in chap 2, bye)