Funny story at hand, I was just giving candy to trick-or-treaters and a kid tried to take the whole bowl from my hands, but they quickly realized I wasn't about to let go of the bowl, so the kid kicks at my leg but I lifted it up, kicked him back, and had the excuse of "The kid attacked me first ma'am, please control your son before he gets into trouble." The kid looked embarrassed about it and started crying, but I really didn't give a shit and moved him off the stairs onto the path. He tries biting my hand, only to get grabbed by his mother and dragged away harshly, man I love Karma.
For context, this kid was also entitled and dressed as a king at the time and thought just because he dressed like a king meant he was royalty.
Hate to break it to ya, but no idiot.
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Sabito's Insta. (Demon AU) (Done.)
FanfictionBasically if demons and humans 1 lived in harmony and 2 had social media. Quite a few homosexual moments because it's my AU and I ship who I want. 'Yeah hi- welcome I guess? This is my insta, I dont understand how I can even have one, but uh- yup...
