You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: I'm an alien
Stranger: i'm gay
You: oh. I'm cool
You: and ur not
Stranger: i don't think so dear
You: whatever makes you sleep at night sweety
Stranger: sure honey
You: what's with our endearment?! I'm CoOOL
Stranger: are u m or f?
You: what do yah think
Stranger: f
You: congratulations! You may now sleep
You: or rest
You: yeah whatever u want
Stranger: wanna jion me?
Stranger: join
You: nah thanks. I'm good I'll just gonna eat
You: wanna join me?
You: so I can put poison on your food?
You: sounds great righhhht
Stranger: why so dramatic honey?
Stranger: not at all
You: nah babe
You: I'm coooool
Stranger: i got it dear
Stranger: ur a bitch?
You: nah I'm an alien
You: and u said you're gay..
Stranger: i am but you know...
Stranger: i don't mind to have it with girls too
You: you're bi, I see.
You: but I want to do it with jack gilinskyyyyyyyy
You: or jack johnson
You: orrrr paul wesleeeey
You: they're hot asf
You: and ur not :c
Stranger: you didn't even see me dear
Stranger: i'm really hot
You: I don't need to sweety
You: but they are HOTTER
Stranger: u just think that cuz u haven't see me
You: I told you, I don't need to. They still are hotter :p
Stranger: no they aren't
You: oh sweety, they are ;)
You: you'll drool
You: try to search paul wesley
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: but i still look hotter
You: nah bby trust me he is hotter
Stranger: how can u know that honey
You: I just okay :p
Stranger: i'm so damn hot
You: really
You: too bad I don't trust you
Stranger: ok, let's change the subject
You: yah sure sweety
Stranger: how od are u dear?
You: why'd yah wanna know
Stranger: just to know
Stranger: it's not a big deal
You: I'm an alien so I guess I'm 111114 years old
Stranger: oh, that,s too old for me
You: I also am a vampire
Stranger: if u were at least 10000 years younger
Stranger: wanna suck my blood
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ?
You: hmmmmm
You: lemme think......
You: I don't want you to die bby. Rooar
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: but u can suck something else if u want
Stranger: haha
You: am I suppose to laugh.. or what
Stranger: do what u want honey
Stranger has disconnected.
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Gosh he is desperate lol. Why did he even disconnect? Am I no fun? loooooool. So far, this is the longest chat I ever had, tbh.
