David has been tranquillised by the F.O.D.D., the federal one direction department.
David wakes up 3 days later on a raft, headed to some unknown location. But he happens to find a snickers and a note someone had must of put in his pocket, the note says.
"hello David greenfield, you have been randomly selected to live on the 1D Island, the island that is full of hard core boy band fans' you have no choice so don't even try to swim back home because we are monitoring you're every move, we hope to talk to you soon, good bye".
As David finishes reading the note he thinks.
"Umm da fuck is happening"
"One minute I'm heading to school"
"The the next thing I know is that I'm heading to some island where there will be fan girls or some shit".
So David just sits there and waits till he can see an island. Then he remembers.
"Oh fuck!"
"I forgot to eat that snickers"
So he starts to eat the snickers and sings.
"Hell yeah I got a snickers and y'all can't have none"
Then he remembers that no one is with him and starts to slowly throw the snickers away. But as he chucks it in the water he hears a voice, that yells out
"Oi mate, if I see you chuck shit in the water again I'll bloody bash ya head in"
The voice scares him to nearly shit himself, and he realises that he has made it to what he thinks is a swarm of fan girls.
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Fan island
HumorAn island. Full of devoted and very passionate fans But not the type of fans you would be thinking of
