Heizounation POV:
"NO YOU BITCH JOIN" I yelled at my phone even though they couldn't hear me i can't fathom why the wont JUST JOIN HEIZOUNATION "idonthatescaranationbutheizouissomuchbetterlikehowdoyoulosetoachildhesagoodcharacterbutheizousoloshessuchagoodcharacterWENEEDMOREHEIZOU" i started to rant to myself *𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨* "NAHHH WHAT THE FUCK HUH WHAT THE HELL" i was hella confused i knew scaranation was weird when i saw them saying THEIR GONNA LICK EACH OTHERS GRIPPERS but i never thought they would ask to make out with me
Scaranation POV:
"MAYBE THAT DUMB FUCK WILL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW" i dont wanna join their shitty heizounation they suck ass *𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨* ".......... now be so fucking foreal" i knew good and god damn well they did not say YES WHYYYY "PLEASEHAVEMERCYONMEGODSIDONTWANNAGETINTOAFREAKYROPLAYWITHHEIZOUNATIONWEIRDOOMFGWHATIFTHEIRINTOFEETIMNOTSHOWINGTHEMMYGIRPPERSLORDSAVEMEIMGONNACRYWHATTHEHELLHELP"i said screaming into my hands i was not ready to show ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE my feet so i did the most obvious thing........
i ranted to my moot AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID he laughed in my face he thought i was joking THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME GODDAMN so you know what i did i THREATENED HIM i told him if he keep this behavior up ill leave him for heizounation im so fucking smart that had him listening in no time after finished ranting to him for like an hour i decide to respond to to that heizounation bitch the only thing i could think about was if that motherfucker liked feet so i asked them...............
"HOLY SHIT THANK GOD" i couldn't be more fucking happy THEY DON'T LIKE FEET🥳🥳 i just thought all heizounation members were weird and liked feet but maybe this one is normal wait.......no their far from normal they tried to recruit me to that weirdass nation...."WAIT HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN IS BRAINING WHAT IF I RECRUIT THEM IM SO FUCKING SMART"
IM STARTING TO ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIP.....................................................................................💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
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scaranation x heizounation
Humory'all declared war so enemies to lovers 😍 ALSO THIS IS SATIRE AND SHIT ON PURPOSE
