Chapter 2

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by hrts4lyneylynette

by hrts4lyneylynette

You did your daily morning routine, you then remembered that piece of paper with Lyney's phone number he gave you. You read it and typed in his phone number, and you decided to text him before calling him.

You: Hello? Is this Lyney?
Lyney: Yep, thats me and this is?
You: Y/N
Lyney: Oh, heyyyy~
Lyney: 😉
You: Hi
Lyney: WHY ARE U SO DRY MA'AM?
You: STFU I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
You: AND U DONT NEED TO CALL ME "MA'AM" SIR.
Lyney: JUST TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD
You: Okay, calm down!😂 What's up with the caps?🤔 You're so funny🤣🤣😆
Lyney: I SAID NORMAL PERSON NOT AN NPC
You: HAHA
Lyney: 😒
You: so uh how's life?
Lyney: horrible.
You: relatable.
Lyney: ...
You: ...
Lyney: wanna facty e
Lyney: fsctyme
Lyney: factor
Lyney:factym
You: cmon you can do ittt
Lyney: factime
Lyney: I DID IT
You: you forgot the "e"
Lyney: SHUT UP IF I SAY I DID IT I DID IT
You: 💀

Lyney_is_better_then_you is calling...
*whatever username/name u wanna use* joined the call

You: bro what is that username
Lyney: Mad cause its true? *dolphin laugh*
You: BRO THAT LAUGH *demon wheeze*
Lyney: *chaotic laughter*
You: *chaotic laughter*
You: oops..
Lyney: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED? *his eyes literally staring into your soul through camera*
You: I think I pissed myself..
Lyney: ...
You: oh wait nevermind I was just imagining it
Lyney: only 3 mins into the call and already pissing yourself HAHAHHAHSJAJHSUHE
You: SHUT UP
Lyney: Would you piss yourself for me tho *wink wink*
You: over my dead body.
Lyney: HAHA
? In the background: Lyney who tf are you chatting with?
You: Huh whose that?
Lyney: one second *forgets to mute himself*
Lyney: IM CHATTING WITH THE HYDRO ARCHON
?: WHAT
Lyney: IM BEING SARCASTIC IM CHATTIMG WITH SOMEONE I MET AT THE PARK YESTERDAY
?: What gender.
Lyney: Huh?
?: WHAT GENDER.
Lyney: FEMALE
You: *just chilling eating popcorn*
?: damn so you finally getting bitches?
Lyney: SHUT UP HOW ABOUT YOU HUH?
?: I am getting bitches unlike you
Lyney: Listen next morning im gonna wake you up with CALIFORNIA GURLS BY KATY PERRY LYNETTE.
Lynette: DO IT AND IM GONNA LOCK YOU UP IN YOUR ROOM WITH JUSTIN BIEBER PLAYING AT 101 VOLUME
Lyney: DONT YOU DARE
Lynette: Aight yk what just tell me the name of your new girlfriend of yours
You: *silently choking on popcorn while blushing like crazy*
Lyney: Y/N
You: *blushing even harder cuz he didn't even correct Lynette that im just his friend*
Lynette: Nice by the way your girlfriend is choking on popcorn so I think she just heard our whole conversation
Lyney: *blushing*
Lynette: If you need me I'll be checking when our next performance is
You: Holy Hydro archon..
You: WHY DID YOU CORRECY HER THAT WERE JUST FRIENDS
Lyney: We could fake date yk *wink and smirk*
You: *literally turning into a whole tomato that your at the point your nose is bleeding* I NEED WATER AND PAPER TOWEL *you ran to the kitchen*
Lyney: *mutes* *grabs pillow and screams while being a whole ass tomato*
Lynette: BRO SHUT UP ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL actually it is since you never got bitches
Lyney: IM GONNA STUFF THIS PILLOW WITH ROCKS AND THROW IT AT YOU DONT FORGET YOUR FRIENDLESS AND BITCHLESS
Lynette:YOU TOO BRO aight yk what im going for a walk good day.
Lyney: Aight *unmutes*
You: I'm back.. *heavily breathing*
Lyney: You good..?
You: Yea
Lyney: So um about that fake dating..
You: Lets do it. *you didn't let him finish his sentence*
Lyney: *stunned and blushing* A-aight su-r I-
You: *laughs*
Lyney: *covering his face*
You: So uh you wanna go anywhere?
Lyney: Lets go the movie theater, darling~
You: U-u-umm sure!
Lyney See ya there then! *blows a kiss*
You: S-see ya.. love

Lyney_is_better_then_you ended the call

You were screaming, he called you darling and you called him love. Not mention that you were also going on a fake date-like with him, were you dreaming again? You hoped not. You got ready to go to a movie theater, you put on your best dress/suit. You wanted to look your best for him, you put on your Spotify playlist while getting ready. You finished getting ready and went outside and started walking to the Cinema.

Lyney's POV: "OH MY GOD I CALLED HER DARLING AND SHE CALLED ME LOVE OMG OMG OH MY HYDRO ARCHON" Lyney thought, "AND IM GOING ON A DATE WITH HER" Lyney squealed, he was so excited that he wanted to impress you. He put on the best outfit he could find and did his hair, he truly loved you but you didn't know. And he didn't know you truly loved him. When he saw you for the first time he fell in love, he immediately thought; "Maybe if I flirt with her, she will love me!" So he did that, and back to present. He finished getting ready, he knew you were gonna love the way he looked and he hoped he was right. He started walking on his way to the Cinema but on his way he saw a blood red rose, it was the most beautiful rose he seen. He was FOR SURE you would like it, so he picked it and continued walking to the Cinema.

A/N: Chapter 3 will be out soon uwu (/j with the uwu)