Corn is my best friend (a phanfiction)

Dans pov

"We're here Emily! We have arrived at the waterpark!"

"He he! Yeah!"

Emily is my fiancée, and I love her. However, sometimes I feel as if she doesn't love me. She always flirts with other guys, and my heart hurts when she does. But she always uses the same excuse.

"I love you sweetheart!"

and then flashes me a gorgeous smile. My reply is always a weak

"I love you too..." and then she hurries off again.

My heart is throbbing and she doesn't even notice. We find a bench to sit down on, and I say I have to use the restroom.

 I hate her... I love her... I hate her... I love her!

are the thoughts flooding my mind. It's not my fault our parents are different and arranged our marriage. I slip my fingers through my hair and sigh.

I can do this!.

Or so I thought. The truth is, I can't break it to her that I cannot love her anymore. I know she probably doesn't love me anyway, but it still doesn't feel right. I retire from the restroom and find her silky tan skin shimmering in the sun, and her daisy-like hair is sailing through the wind.

Did I just drool?

Oh well. I look next to her and see a pale, dark haired man sitting next to her. I hurry over there, pick up my stuff, and head towards the exit. I turn around and see Emily just lying there tanning.

I knew it. She really doesn't care about me. She would've chased after me if she loved me...

As I continue walking, I feel a smooth hand touch mine, and I grasp onto it. I turn around and see that man from earlier.

What does he want...? 

I let go of his hand, and he reaches out to me.

 What is he doing?! Is he mad!?

"Hi! I'm Phil! How are you doing?!"

"Great." I smirked.

I slapped his hand away and continued on with my journey.

"Wait!? Aren't you forgetting your girlfriend?"

"She's not my girlfriend anymore. And if she doesn't want to break up, Tell her I'm sick of dealing with her mouth load of shit."

I continue on (again...) when I feel a small touch on my shoulder. I turn around and yell

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

 Emily... She's crying... I made her cry... I should go to hell...

"I'm so sorry..."

She scampered off somewhere, and I try to catch up when I'm stopped by that freaking weirdo.

"PHIL. GET OUT OF MY WAY."

"Dude. Let her go..."

"I'm going to fucking kill you later..."

"So we'll meet again!?" He brightly smiled.

His smile is really adorable... I might like... wait a sec... I can't like another guy... he's too stupid...plus, I literally JUST met him...but he's just like...

"A LOST PUPPY! That's what you're like!"

"So I'm cute and adorable!?"

"I never said that..."

 God he's is cute though... NO! This can't happen!

"Hey. I never quite got your name."

"It's Dan. "

"How do you spell that?"

" C-O-R-N. That's how you spell it."

"So your name is corn?"

"I guess it is now..."

"Hey Corn! Do you want to come over? I haven't had a friend like you in a long time!"

 I can see why...

"Ummm... No way! and anyways, don't you feel nervous inviting a stranger over?"

"Not at all!"

"And why is that?"

"Because we're BEST FRIENDS!"

I hate my fucking life...

I scurried away from him and got into my car. I realized I had dropped my new wallet, and I really didn't care that much as long as I didn't see that freak ever again!

Phils Pov

Huh? He dropped something as he was getting into his car. A wallet? Let me see if he has any money for me :3. Ladidadida... Oh... My God... HIS DRIVERS LICENSE PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A SQUASHED COW BUTT! HAHAHA! Oh and a business card... It has his address on it too...

Dan at that very moment:

"SHIT! I LEFT MY BUISNESS CARD IN THERE WITH MY ADDRESS ON IT!"

Back to phil:

Perfect. I'll just go return that to him right now...