Corn is my best friend (a phanfiction)

A new neighbor

I'm so sorry that I took forever! I've been really busy this Summer (not playing animal crossing or anything...) and I've had crazy writers block! I understand that this chapter is formated really weirdly, but that's probably just because I've had to write on my phone (my laptop is broken and it doesn't look like I'll be getting it fixed anytime soon) and my wattpad is all fucked up. This chapter is also super short but I thought it was alright. Thank you for reading my story! :D

(sooo sorry about the formatting, I'll try and fix it)

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Dan's pov

The next morning I was awoken at about 5 am to see that Phil was getting ready to go jogging. I don't know why I had to get a one bedroom apartment but that was a very regrettable mistake. "Phil what the fuck are you doing" He turned around and his bright eyes almost blinded me. "Oh don't I look adorable?"

He asked while strutting around our tiny room. "Sure." I said while rolling my eyes. I looked up at Phil to see that he was glaring at my forehead. "I have a pretty dapper forehead, don't I?" I joked. Phil just kept glaring. The whole room was awkwardly silent. I turned my head in all different directions to keep him from staring because it was embarrassing. "Hahaha corn, you're blushing!" He laughed. "SHUT UP PHIL, YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE THE NEIGHBORS!" I shouted. "Well fuck" .

It was a Couple of seconds later when I had heard knocking at our door. That was probably the old granny who masturbated 24/7. She's lived a lonely life. I headed towards the door with my gloves on in case she wanted to re introduce ourselves. I took a deep whiff of air and opened the door.

The air smelled sweet, instead of like a rusting vagina. "Hello there."

Said a bright man who was tall and extremely handsome. "I'm PJ, your new next door neighbor. Apparently, there was an old lady who died there, so the room was extra cheap!" He smiled and I suddenly turned gay.

"Hello, I'm Dan. Oh and by the way, if the room came with furniture from before, I wouldn't touch it. Just burn it." "Okay, but wh-" " just don't ask." "Well alrighty then. I'll see you some other time." He winked as he walked into his "new" apartment. I shut the door and Phil approached me and asked "Who was that" as if he suddenly seemed to care. "I didn't know that the old lady next door died..." "Oh she did? Well then... I think it's time Dan..."Phil said as he rested his head on my shoulder. "TO PARTY!" "FUCK YES UH UH UH LOOK PHIL I'M MOONWALKING ON THE BED"

PJ next door:

*poker face*