Sanji Vs Bon!/ I will never hit A Lady!

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Soon Usopp, Wendy, Chopper, and Carla Had Begun catching up with everyone else when they saw Vivi and Carue being Assaulted by A Bunch of Baroque works Agents as Vivi tried to find them off!

Usopp: EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!

Wendy, Chopper, Carla, Vivi, and Carue then covered their ears as Usopp pulled out A Chalk Board!

And then he proceeded to do this...

A/N: 0:19-End

Vivi: We need to find A Way to get them off of us!

Wendy: I got an Idea, and this May seem Like Luffy levels of stupid!

Usopp: Just do it!

Wendy: Right! Sky Dragon Special Attack: Sand Storm Roar!!

Wendy then sent out A Massive Belt of wind that Kicked out A Sandstorm which sent all of the Goons flying away!

Vivi: Thanks Wendy but how come they all found Us so quickly?

Usopp: Wait A Second, They Attacked us earlier with two Baroque works Agents so they probably knew we were coming and they planned A Defense of the City!

Vivi: WHAT!? We have to Warn the others!

Carla: Alright let's split up! We'll cover my Ground that way!

Vivi/Usopp/Chopper/Carue: Right!/ Quack!

Meanwhile...

Sanji was running around the city searching for anyone to fight!

Sanji: HEY! IF ANY OF YOU TOUCHES ANY LADIES I SHALL DESTROY YOU!

But there was nothing.

Sanji: Hello? Hmmm... (Fake) Oh No, I got sand in my eyes this is the worst!

But there was still nothing.

Sanji: SOMEONE GET OUT HERE!

???: Oh Hello Sanj Boy! It's so great meeting you again!

It was Bon!

Sanji: You! If we knew you were A Baroque works Agent we would have let you drown!

Bon: Aww, That is sad, because I really appreciated it

Sanji: Really?

Bon: Yes, I truly do not wish to fight you but It's my Bosses Orders

Sanji: Oh Then I shall Enjoy Kicking your ass then!

Bon: Oh How Sad, but I shall destroy you with the Most Hideous Face I can ever Muster! Now Behold My Most Horrifying Face!

He then touched his face with his right hand and...

Sanji then Stared at him for A Good 40 Seconds before he finally spoke

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Sanji then Stared at him for A Good 40 Seconds before he finally spoke.

Sanji: Seriously?

Bon: What?

Bon then Turned around and saw what his Face Looked like!

Bon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!! I'M TOO UGLY!!

He then continued to Cry as A Mirror near him cracked!

Sanji: SERIOUSLY!? THAT'S MOSTLY YOUR OWN FACE!

Bon: Alright then, Now face my Okama Kenpo Style!

Sanj: Bring it! 

Bon: Don't Mind My Fist attack!!

He then Punched Sanji in the face but...

Sanji: Concasse!!

He then hit Bon as he fell back!

Bon: You won't be able to catch me! Swan Dash!!

Bon then Began making A Run for it, as Sanji chased him and soon He caught up with the Ballerina Man!

Sanji: Collier Shoot!! Cotellete!! Gigot!! Moutton Shot!! Bad Manners Kick course!!

Bon: AAAGH! YOU LEFT ME NO OTHER CHOICE!

He then changes his Face into Natsu's!

Bon: (Natsu Voice) You wouldn't Hurt your own Friend, right?

Sanji: Flanchet Shoot!!

Bon: (Natsu Voice) AAAAAGH! WHY!?

Sanji: That won't work on me! I only care for the women in my Group!

Bon: Wait, that's it!

He then changed his Looks into...

Bon: (Nami Voice) Hey Sanji, I never told you how much I liked you

Sanji: Oh Really Nami-swan~? I always felt like-~

Bon: (Nami Voice) Heh, Got you. Ballet Chop!!

Sanji: AGH!

Bon: (Nami Voice) Shaking Swan Dance!! Swan Chomp!! Tip Toe Kick!!

Sanji was then sent flying to the ground as Bon began walking towards Him!

Sanji: (Thoughts) Argh, I can't beat him while he Looks like Nami! Only If he- That's it! (Out of thoughts) Hey Bon you got something on your left cheek?

Bon then quickly turned his face back to normal as he checked.

Bon: Really?

Sanji: Heh, Got you! BAD MANNERS KICK COURSE!!

He then proceeded to beat the shit out of Bon as he quickly went down!

Bon: Blegh! Heh, You won Fair and Square Straw Hat... You May Continue...

Sanji: Really?

Bon: Yeah... Please continue...

Sanji: Heh, Thanks Bon, You're not that bad of A Guy

Sanji then ran off to help out more in the Battle!

Sanji: Alright now that's one Baroque works agent down and 2 More to Go! But now I have to Protect Nami-Swan and-

Y/n: Ah, Shut up Blood Nose! Our fellow crewmates will have way more to deal with than they Originally thought, but we know they can handle it!

Luffy: Yeah! Next time "The Arabasta Catfight"! I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!

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