Shrek x Elmo

Breakfast and more?....

"Big daddæ Elmo, wake up hubby", Shrek says shoving Elmo off the bed gently. Elmo woke up as fast as possible still sleepy. "What is it Shrek? I was dreaming about us" Shrek blushed green and tuned away cooking... food? Elmo noticed and hugged Shrek's legs because of their awesome height difference. "Smells nice, what are you cooking baby?" Elmo said while smiling big. Shrek never heard anyone call him baby before so he turns off his stove, turns around, and picks up Elmo and body slams him on the bed. "S..Shrek what are you going to do to me?" Elmo says trying to cover his super deep red face, Shrek smirks. "What do you wanna do big daddæ Elmo?" Shrek says as he kisses Elmo's big daddæ hand. Elmo shivers, "Shrek... I want you to.... Read me the Megamind story script please Shrek!!" Elmo says. Shrek stops, "what.." Elmo blushing hard, grabs onto Shrek, "read me the Megamind story script while we do unholy pleasures while donkey is watching us." Shrek looks stunned, "huh..." as he turns as sees donkey staring through the window breathing heavily eating popcorn. Elmo super mega 6th grade moans, Shrek pounds Elmo so hard that the whole bed breaks. Donkey runs in, "please Shrek, let me get some of the Elmo-Ussy", he gets on his knees and beg. Elmo kisses donkey while Shrek stands there in disbelief, did his one night stand become his boyfriend to kissing a donkey?. While Donkey and Elmo kiss, Shrek left the house to go on a walk.

"Oh Donkey, I never felt this nice kissing you before, we can't tell Shrek we have been together behind his back." Elmo says out of breath, Donkey smirks, "oh don't worry Elmo, he won't know a thing, he'll just think this is a one time thing" Elmo smiles and cries of joy.

Shrek comes back to Donkey gone and Elmo running to him in tears, "Shrek! Oh Shrek.. Donkey made me do it, I didn't want too!" Shrek didn't listen and just kissed Elmo harshly, "S...Shrek, please don't do this.." Elmo begs, but can't help, but secretly smile at the bet Donkey and him made. Shrek knew all this time what Donkey and Elmo were doin behind his back, he came early from his walk listening in on the conversation. "Elmo... I know you crave for me..." Elmo was shocked and didn't say anything back, but look away in shame. "Shrek..." Elmo said blushing, looking back at Shrek leaning in....

To be continued...