btw everything is by memory cause I'm lazy
He is called many names, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, Chris Pratt, Daddy Claus, Dad, or simply Santa. But today, there was no Christmas spirit in his jolly old face only pure annoyance.
"You needed my help?" He snarled
"Yes Loki of Asgard is trying to take over Earth and we're losing."
"Give me a damn minute." With that, he went onto his sleigh
"DASHER. DANCER. PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER, AND BLITZEN-"
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what about m-m-m-m-me 🥺" Asked the red nose reindeer
"You ran over a grandma last year." Rudolph looked away in shame before Santa bellowed
"NOW LET'S GET MOVING!!!"
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HO HO HOE ||| Avengers
FanfictionSANTA JOINS THE AVENGERS TO DEFEAT LOKI?????? WHAAAAT
