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Kris Kringle

"Looks like Christmas came early" Tony Stark stated in his mic as he heard the sleigh bells ring.

Santa Claus heard this.

"Tony Stark, right? The same Stark that during years seven through twelve of his life he asked for a new dad?" 

Everybody laughed except Steve and Tony, both were flabbergasted for different reasons. 

Santa Claus stood up on his sleigh as his deer were on autopilot. He pulled out his gun and started to shoot the monsters,

"Since when did Santa Claus have guns?" Exclaimed Clint or Hawkeye. 

"Santa can be rearranged into Satan for a reason..." He continued to shoot at the monsters 

"You're Satan!?" 

"No, he's my side bitch."