Toad Sparda is the son of Dante Redgrave and Bayonetta. Like his dad, he's also half demon. They even have the same personality. Because he's the son of Bayonetta, he's also half umbra witch but since he's a male, he's considered to be an umbra warl...
After a night of intense love making, Toad gained a major confidence boost. Not just because he got himself 2 sexy girlfriends but also got laid and lost his virginity to them. Of course they'll be walking funny for a few weeks but that didn't seemed to bother them as they're also happy that they found love. Toad pulled out his phone, set on his playlist and.
Toad: man it's been a while since I last played sonic mania. I should start playing it again sometime soon. ???: hey Toad. What's up?
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Toad: yo what's happenin Issei? Issei: nothing special. You? Toad: I got laid last night. Issei: dude that is awesome. With who? Toad: Rias and Akeno. Issei: sweet. It's no wonder she's been in a good mood lately. I bet that not even that arranged marriage with Riser won't bring her down. Toad: she'd probably just laugh it off like it's no big deal. Issei: yeah.
Timeskip. In the clubroom.
Rias: good you're here Toad. ???: may we begin milady?
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Rias: of course Grayfia. Grayfia: and you must be Toad Sparda Redgrave? Toad: that's my name. Don't wear it out. Grayfia: as a maid of the Gremory family, I would like to thank you for helping lady Rias. Toad: oh no it's all good. I'm just glad I was able to help her get out of her engagement to Riser. ???: and Riser has returned to the human world.
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Toad: hey buddy. KFC is over in America. You know that way. *points to the west* Riser: you dare insult the great Riser Phenex?! Toad: dude you're not even that strong. All you ever do is sit on your ass and let your peerage do all of your dirty work. That's not cool man. Koneko: he's not wrong. Asia: I mean it's basically the truth. Rias: if you're here about the engagement, then you're wasting your time. I already lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Riser: your boyfriend? And who is your boyfriend? Toad: you're porkin him. Riser: you? And who might you be? Toad: Toad Sparda Redgrave. Son of Dante Redgrave and the umbra witch Bayonetta. Riser: you're the son of Bayonetta? Toad: what? Did you really think that you could get away with coming onto my mom like that? Dude you're one sick pervert. Even Issei is much better than you. And he's not even a pervert to begin with! Riser: oh? Are you sure you are just jealous of Riser? Toad: why would I be jealous of a guy with a tiny dick, especially since you can't even get laid? Issei: yeah he does seem to have a small dick despite his big ego.
Riser wasn't paying attention and summons his peerage.
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Issei and Toad looked at each other and facepalmed.
Toad/Issei:
Issei: dude are you serious? You even have your little sister in your peerage. Just how depraved are you? Toad: he is mentally retarded Issei. Issei: I won't deny that man. Toad: so Rias. Is it alright if we press charges against him? Rias: what good would that do babe? Toad: well he's obviously compensating for something. Riser: then how about you and Riser? One on one? Whoever wins marries Rias. Toad: you're on scuttlebutt.
