Be My Ohio Lover... Please.....

Love in Ohio????!! Is it even possible?!

Luca, who you are currently being, has recently moved to Ohio. Tragic really, terrible things happen there nightly, such as the Ending fourteen years prior. No one really talk about that anymore though. 

Anyways, no one really cared for you. You are a new Ohio resident. Tragic. That didn't really bother you, who's only felt the love of cold machine; you really should try to find someone soon. Speaking of, a hot stud comes into the cafe you're in. You didn't even realize you were here? Idiot. You've been there for a while now. Must've been a while since he's staring you straight in the eyes. Ohio royalblood, you can tell from their blue eyes. Wow, that's nerve wracking isn't it? Too bad the hemospectrum isn't real idiot. Get your head out of the clouds. Speak to the boy, he seems to want something. Oh okay, he just smacked you; that must suck.

"Ow." That's it? Really? You could have really grabbed his attention with a smile and a wink, but no.

"Move. You're in my spot." Neat how the human spine can tilt ninety degress forward. Weird that he has a paintbrush in a cafe. Not much painting to be done with coffee. Must eat paint like you eat crayons. If only you knew he was coming, you'd have saved the red one. The truest way to any man's heart is chalk of course; you know this, but you never once thought you'd be having a lovely time in a cafe with such a wonderful potential mate. Too bad this will never evolve past blackrom. Truly a failing on your part.

"I'm not really sure that warrants assault." Smooth. Right into his heart. He loves you. Hes down with the clown he's honking all over. Down on his knees screaming for you to marry him. Score, Luca.

"I've been saying hello aggresively for the past three minutes and you've just been staring at the spork. Like you've never seen anything as wonderful as it. You were taken with it, like you had recently had a rendezvous." He was frowning. Impossible. You are so charming, he must be smitten.

"You want to go to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I assume you're smitten with the arts. Well it's at least implied by the paintbrush. Kind of an idiot move bringing it in though." Blackrom secured. You are incredibly proud of yourself. You even worked in the funny word you just thought to yourself. Lovely job. Stop eating crayons though.

"Okay. Get out of my seat. Also what kind of idiot thinks that painting and music are related. You truly have zero idea of anything that you're talking about." You really laughed at that? Pretty desperate, but okay, go for it man. Get down with him and start clowning around; lord knows there's a lack of good clressionals (clown professionals). Funny joke. Did you think of it yourself? Good job.

"Yeah, my bad. Guess I was right though, since we're going. Phone number? Name? Or should I call you the Nameless one? Would you prefer Shawty?" Yeah go shawty. You are slaying. He is enamored. Course you should really have not been smiling like a dog while you did that.

"Shawty or Edgar. Phone number is already in your phone idiot. We've been meeting here for weeks." That is the moment you realized this beautiful idiot man is your friend. You had met one before. You also realize that you called your friend Shawty. You must have been nervous. Oopsies.

"Oh, wow. That's crazy isn't it. I've really just not been remembering things right." You smack yourself in the face with a cup of coffee, which you had not realized was in your hands. Really you should start looking about the place.

You look about the place. It is a cafe. It serves coffee and there is a whole bunch (you and Edgar are alone) people. There are four booths. You are in the one next to the door. Really would be awkward to be the one looking at the door, just staring at the people who really should be coming in. This is the exact moment you realize it is midnight. There is a reason no one is at the cafe. It is closed. The lights are on. Seriously, do they not close this place? You see the 24 hour service sign on the window. Oopsies. You should try to be more observant. It helps. Blah blah red leather seats, Edgar is in a maid dress in your imagination, the coffee is cold, and you can't remember when you last slept. Got engrosed in a feminine little dude who likes to be a bit rude to you. It's all good though since you think hes pretty hot anyways, and you'd really like to have some fun with him. Potentially have some fun for the rest of your life, as you are definitely dying first with your talent with electrocuting yourself. Note to self: wear gloves idiot.

"Yeah. That happens at night. Assuming you don't see the Rising outside. Really unfortunate that the Culling happened so soon this year. Bad night to be out." He looks displeased. Must be because he can't take them himself. Really Edgar, you really need to restrain your passions.

Speaking of passions, "I really hadn't noticed. Cool to watch though; all them getting sucked up. Makes you kind of jealous." Was that a little wink at Edgar? You little guy, my lord.

"Cool man. You really should be less blunt. A little royalblood like me needs to be wood." He's all blushy and stuff ew ew ew. Disgusting you'd hate to be him.

"Okay. Let's go out after they stop rising. We don't want to join them." You are so smart. Pleased with yourself. So happy.

"Yeah sure ok. You're hot I guess." And look at that. The natural conclusion. So happy. Lovely. This is a lovely outcome. I guess you really shouldn't have expected blackrom. You knew each other already. Since you moved in actually. Well have fun with couple life.