Just Kill Me Already

Chapter 1

I do apologize that this took forever to get out, clicky keyboard = dopamine is a strong motivator lol :D

THIRD POV: 

               It was the end of the school year and time for Dumbledore to send Harry back to his muggle aunt, uncle, and cousin. The thing is, over the years, Harry had come to realize that Voldemort and himself weren't so different. He doesn't like muggles, muggleborns, or Dumbledore. Muggles are vile creatures that hate everything that they don't understand and always resort to violence. Homophobes and transphobes are a good example of this, a way of living that in no way affects them, but the mere fact that two men/women/nonbinary presenting people dare break societal and gender norms is suddenly their problem and must be eradicated. Religion is not a factor for everyone, although those who are the most outspoken about the LGBTQ+ community, book banning, and other parts of society that are the least important thing(at the time being) to be debating and regulating throughout the world. Muggleborns side with the muggles and seem to think they always know everything. They are ruining wizarding culture to make it muggle-accepting and open to all including those who don't wish to take the time to learn about the traditions of the culture they are living and working in, including getting rid of traditional holidays of Samhain and Yule and replacing them with Halloween and Christmas. Finally, Dumbledore is a lying, manipulative, conniving, old bastard. The supposed "greatest wizard of all time'' paid Harry's relatives to abuse him and keep him easily controlled for his entrance to the wizarding world and for his continued years at Hogwarts and beyond. Not only that, but he doesn't let Harry know anything other than what is required of him at the moment. 

               Harry is done with all that bullshit. He has boarded the train, ignored by his "friends" who took a different turn than him to go off and snog somewhere. It's a good thing Harry doesn't consider them friends or else he'd probably be hurt by the fact that they have abandoned him and are too wrapped up in their problems to interact with him anymore. Harry has found out a few more things, including that Dumbledore likes obliviating him, especially so that he stays compliant to do his "adventures" every year. Ron and Hermione are being paid to keep an eye on him and make sure that he doesn't die with his own money no less, and that he continues to be revered as the savior of the wizarding world. Molly and Ginny have planned to make him sign a marriage contract to marry him before killing him and stealing all his money and properties for themselves after he did his duty for the wizarding world. He has been so over-dealing with this shit. The entire wizarding world has always wanted something from Harry since birth: his fame, his money, and even his eventual death after his purpose has been served. Harry has joked about how he should just turn himself over to Voldemort and just end it all.

...

Actually, that's not a bad idea! He walked to the Slytherin part of the train looking for a certain blonde pureblood. After mere moments of looking, he found him!

"What do you want, Potter?" were the first words Malfoy said as Harry stepped into the compartment.

"Well Malfoy, I was wondering if you could take me to him," Harry said, face blank and his voice calm.

"Why would you want to go to him?" Malfoy inquired, looking at Harry like he's stupid enough to have entered their compartment willingly. Harry looks him in the eye.

"Well, to sell my soul. of course." Harry explained, taking the first empty seat in the compartment.

"Is this a trap of some sort?" Malfoy asked dubiously.

"Nope," Harry said, before handing Malfoy his wand. "I surrender."

Let me know, if there are other changes that can be made to this chapter, or anything that you want to see changed in the rewrite :D