Not many people know me... I will never be famous. But I have one mission in life... farm patrol. Most people on face book know me as Billy Pilgrim. They think I am a real person... but what they don't know is I am a goose. A pilgrim goose. Hence my last name. I patrol the farm. Making sure the four leggeds don't screw things up. That the chickens walk a fine line, and the ducks... well...they're just plain stupid in my estimation.
I'm a tall goose... blond with blue eyes. I love my mistress... I live to love her boots and peck her robust thighs. When she drives down the driveway... it makes me shiver, and I run frantically to her... asking her where the hell has she been? There were foxes running around. And owls... and the chicks and ducklings were scared all night. She caresses me, and I love her more. And then the day begins. Horses to feed and turn out... time to make sure she puts the hay out just right. Is the water tub full? I have to check. And yes, she fills my pool so I can bathe and make myself handsome. After all.. I am single.
