SnD Teir as Vikings #S&Dteiranniversary

The only part

Morgan has gone over the plan for days. He's got this. He's a Viking! he'll be fine, if not a little on the scrawnier side. He only has to break into the most notorious Vikings lairs and steal one item.

"Lairs? What am I talking about? Lairs are meant for dragons." Morgan thinks to himself.

This beast might as well be, any man woman or child that's faced him has met a fiery doom upon meeting him.

But this! this is the heist of all heists and to be a mid muncher (a name so affectionately given to him by his peers as a play on mud muncher because of how many times he's hit the dirt in sparring practices) that achieved this! No one will ever bother him again and he can just settle down with a lovely woman far away from those shitty ass people.

Ok so the plan is simple the beast will be asleep as the sun sets on his hoard. There's a noise that Morgan has timed to be set off at that moment that is alarming enough to make the beast walk out of the room and then with a fishing hook from inside the room he can hook a ring and then quickly place a stone with another fishing hook that is the exact same weight and size as the ring as to not disturb the hoard. Ok, so, maybe not that simple but it will be more impressive if it goes off with out a hitch. No, not if, when!

As sunset draws nearer, Morgan has gotten everything he needs and is lying in wait for the plan to go off.

Suddenly! The plan goes wrong because the sound goes off at the wrong time!

Morgan has no choice but to wait to see if the beast comes out of his lair.

The moon rises and is now at full peak it's now or never. The plans gone wrong but maybe Morgan can still make this work! Morgan creeps in to the house, fishing hooks at the ready, he sees the ring and the beast is nowhere in the room. Everything else goes smoothly: the ring pulled with one hand on one fishing hook, the stone placed in the exact same place that the ring was. Maybe Morgan wasn't the best fighter but he sure was nimble!

That is where his luck runs out because as the ring is placed into his hands the beast walks out of the his bathroom, wearing nothing but a robe and a towel on his hair? Morgan breaks out laughing

"AHAHAAHAHAHA, you're the beast?! You're what everyone's been so afraid of? You have towel round and your head and you're holding, a metal duck? AHAHAHAH"

"What?" The beast blurts out incredulously "It's not like you're any better, you came to steal from me? The beast? Is that what people are calling me? My name is Alex but anyways, you're stealing from me and decided on a golden ring? Why not a sword? or a shield? or even a golden chalice? It's you who should be ashamed! No I got nothing."

Through his tears of laughter Morgan blurts out "Well, if you ever want to keep your reputation as the fiercest Viking who's ever lived, your best to let me walk out of here. Oh! and for the record, it was a very well thought out plan with multiple steps because I enjoy a challenge"

Alex walks over to Morgan, with a new essence of vitality and places a hand on the wall behind him "orrrr you could stay here, organise my hoar- collection and reap the benefits of being my bitch"

Morgan chuckles "sure! I'll be your roommate but you have to help me come up with new and inventive ways to steal stuff, to keep things exciting! Oh and you're definitely my bitch"

Alex takes his hand off the walls "you're not afraid of me, at all. I like it. Deal"

And that is how the first gay Viking power couple met, with the beast becoming the bitch and the mud muncher becoming an even scarier Viking than the beast as he tamed the beast. Well... to him at least.

AN: Hope this was okay super fluff because I didn't like smut but a very fun little story to write. And basically Viking-esque? Hope S&D teir continues because I've really enjoyed it as a series on TikTok. Anyways lighthouseraiders I hope this satisfies your hunger for Viking fanfiction.