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Mirabel: -On a date with Bart-
Diego: MIRA, I'M SO, SO SORRY FOR CHEATING!! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, BABY!
Mirabel: No. You hurt me. I won't go through that again.
Diego: Please, baby...
Bart: Hey! That's my date you're hitting on, dude.
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Camilo: God, I feel so bad… How could I cheat on Vanessa…? I know what I have to do. -publishes the Encanto pamphlet-
Everyone: The Reynolds Pamphlet!
Mari/Mariano/Priest: HAVE YOU READ THIS?
Mariano/Priest: Camilo Madrigal - Khan had a torrid affair! And he wrote it down right there!
Mariano: HIGHLIGHTS!!
Both: “The charge against me is a connection with one James Reynolds, in purposes of improper speculation, my real crime is an amorous connection with his wife for a considerable time with his knowing consent!”
All: DANG!
Both: “I had frequent meetings with her, most of them at my own house.”
Mariano: At his own house…
Priest: At his own house!
All: DANG!
Both: Mrs. Madrigal - Khan being absent on a visit to her father!
Anahita: *Teary eyed* N-no…
Both: -Shoving pamphlet in her face- HAVE YOU READ THIS?!
Both: Well, he’s never gonna be the candle-holder now!
Mariano: Well, he's never gon’ be the candle-holder now
Priest: Never gon’ be the candle-holder now
Mariano: He's never gon’ be called candle-holder now
Both: Never gon’ be candle-holder now
Mariano: That’s one less thing to worry about
Both: That’s one less thing to worry about!
Mari: I came as soon as I heard!
Everyone: -Quaking in fear- W-What?
Camilo: Mari?
Everyone: All the way from Canada?! Dang!!
Camilo: Mari, thank God Someone who understands what I’m struggling here to do
Mari: Nuh Uh, Bro! I’m not here for you I know my sister like I know my own mind! You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind! I love my sister more than anything in this life, I will choose her happiness over mine every time! Put what we had aside! I’m standing at her side! You could never be satisfied! God, I hope you’re satisfied!
Well, he’s never gon’ be the candle-holder now (Never gon’ be candle-holder now) Well, he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now (Never gon’ be candle-holder now) Well, he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now That’s one less thing to worry about (That's one less thing to worry about)
Hey (he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now) At least he was honest with our magic…
Hey! (he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now) Well he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now he’s never gon’ be candle-holder now At least he was honest with our money! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now) Hey!
At least he was honest with our magic
That’s one less thing to worry about That’s one less thing to worry about! The Encanto Pamphlet! Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
His poor wife…
NUGGETSAIDNO aka Vanessa: I saved every letter you wrote me… From the moment I read them, I knew you were mine… You said you were mine… I thought you were mine… Do you know what Mari said When we saw your first letter arrive? She said, "if he hurts you, I shall murder him…" You and your words flooded my senses… Your sentences left me defenseless… You built me palaces out of paragraphs. You built cathedrals… I'm re-reading the letters you wrote me, I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line, For some kind of sign, And when you were mine… The world seemed to burn. Burn… You published the letters she wrote you! You told the whole world How you brought this girl into our bed! In clearing your name, You have ruined our lives!! Do you know what Mari said When she read what you'd done? She said, "You've married an Dumb@$$..." "He's about to get his face sliced off". You and your words obsessed with your legacy! Your sentences border on senseless! And you are paranoid in every paragraph!! How they perceive you… You, you, you…
I'm erasing myself from the narrative… Let future historians wonder how Vanessa reacted When you broke her heart!! You have torn it all apart, I'm watching it burn! Watching it burn!!! The world has no right to my heart, The world has no place in our bed! They don't get to know what I said! I'm burning the memories, Burning the letters that might have redeemed you! You forfeit all rights to my heart! You forfeit the place in our bed! You'll sleep in your office instead! With only the memories of when you were mine! I hope that you burn…
Camilo: -Comes out of room with face legit burned and scratched and bruises- I deserved that… BABY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO DIVORCE! PLEASE! I LOVE YOU! I CAN'T LOSE YOU! PLEASE! DEAR, GOD! DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M A MESS!
NUGGETSAIDNO: … I won't leave you, only because of Anahita. You messed up big time. So don't expect me to just get right back in your arms.
