Champagne Pearl : Alright, Peridorito. Vannessa_Ew asked 'Yo. Uhhh, hey Peridorito, I have a question. Has anyone tried to eat you? Like not in a weird way but like accidentally. No offense, but you're short enough to qualify as a Dorito'
Peridorito : What is a 'Dorito'?
Champagne Pearl : Honestly, I still have no idea. I have an ad-blocker on everything so I wouldn't know. Plus, Steven hasn't told me yet..
Lappy Lazuly : *shrug*
Champagne Pearl : ..Let's search it up..
The 3 Gems continued to search up 'Dorito', and found out what it is.
Peridorito : OH MY STARS! WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY HAIR??
Champagne Pearl : I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T LIKE IT.
Lappy Lazuly : *simply stares at it for a bit, before shrugging and walking off as Champagne Pearl and Peridorito are scared and frightened by FUCKING DORITOS*
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FanfictionNo Peridot X (someone) things please. They will either be ignored or be answered with Peridot screaming at you and declaring war and Lapis trying to stop her from attacking you.
