Ch. 3 Hottie name

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by assattackerlol

by assattackerlol

I woke up to the sound of crying. I pretended I was asleep to eavesdrop. "My future wife!" I jumped up "OMG i can't believe this" I screamed. "I love you too...." He looked at me weird.. I then noticed he was on the phone. "Uhh, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I was just t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-talking in m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my slep." Whew.

"Im sorry for the misunderstanding, Mr.?" he then replied with his alpha voice, "Its AlphaMegatronJuniorBazookaAssBlasterShittyBootySuperSoakerWetWaterSlide." "Oh, is that all?" I replied. "the THIRD" he yelled. Woo! his breath smelled like shit but its ok because hes the alpha he's the leader.

I then scurried out of his room with my 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cm self. I just cant get over how cute I am. I was thinking about the way he said his name and my knees got weak.

The CEO found me (careless whisper starts playing --go to the top and click the vid) and pinned me on the wall. "Are you lost bby grl?" The words rolled off his tongue. " Whats your name name Mr.CEO" He then replied harshly, "I SAID ITS ALPHAMEGATRONJUNIORBAZOOKAASSBLASTERSHITTYBOOTYSUPERSOAKERWETWATERSLIDE THE THIRD DUMB BITCH"

I cried with joy and just let the thought run through my mind. "What are you thinking about, Baba Grill.." I cried more and said, "I'm thinking about...............DEEZ NUTZ"

Hey yall ik i like left for like 4 years but thats ok bc since im not a hardworking author i can take days off. lemme stop i literally forgoet about this story but my bsf wanted me to post another chapter.