At lunch iris was so hungry that they spontaneously combusted and Evie had to buy her a cookie or else they will die
She ate the cookie and then they found a hair and then we sued the dusty musty crusty dinner lady because the hair was grey and we won a lifetime supply of free cookie batter so we can make it ourselves and not have musty hair in it
The dinner lady was called Madame foofoo and they had really grey and musty hair and they smelt like cowpats and nanny cars
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