✨Helluva Boss Mini stories✨

Hell is a place on Earth~ 🔥 Blitzo x Reader (Fluff)

⚠️WARNING - mentions of abuse/ blood⚠️

Everything is dark, you're body aches and your eyes are snapped shut. Your head is spinning a hundred miles a minute and you feel like you're gonna vomit. You slowly open your eyes and bright lights immediately shine into them. You groan as your try to shield yourself from the light with your hand, your entire body is weak. What the hell happened!? Where am I? You ask yourself and you look around to see a blood red sky, smoke in the atmosphere making it hard to breathe. You slowly stand up, trying to figure out where exactly you are. Your attention was quickly grabbed by noticing that you look different, instead of your (normal colored) skin it's bright red. Instead of your feet you have cloven hooves. And a triangle shaped demon tail to match, with black and white stripped horns on your head. "WHAT THE THE FUCK!?" you yell out loud and fall back to the ground. You hear distant screams and laughs ahead, you stand back up and crouch behind a wall to try to hide. Suddenly a bright light flashes in the distance, then a portal appears out of nowhere. You gasp and duck down to hide from whatever is about to come, a little imp no more that 4 feet tall comes out of the portal with a bloody axe in her hand. She has short black hair, with horns and a tail just like yours. " Nice job today sugar!" The female imp says to the male imp that comes out of the portal. The male imp is the same size as the female, but with snow white hair. He places a kiss on the female's cheek "thanks babe, I couldn't have killed that family of seven without you" he says. Then realization finally kicks in, am I in Hell? I don't deserve to be here right? All I did was- my thoughts were cut off by a second male imp coming from the portal. This one is slightly taller with larger horns, "great kill today M and M !" He says as he wipes blood off of his sleeve. The portal closes and they all three begin to walk away. I look down at myself again, I have no idea where I am...I look like some ugly devil! I look back one last time at the 3 little imps walking away. I take a deep breath and walk towards them. " Hey! Uh I'm Y/N...and I have no idea where I am" I say as I look down at them. The female looks at the white haired imp and laughs. "well now, looks like someone's new to hell!" Her southern accent hits me as she confirms my suspicion. "I- I'm in hell?" I ask as I can feel my heart beating faster by the minute. "Yep, it's not so bad once you live here for a while" the white haired imp says. "Well since that was our last client of the day, let's explain to her the joys of hell!" The leader imp says as he places his hand on my shoulder and walks me to his office. The two other imps follow as the female speaks up "so I reckon you ain't been here often?" She asks. I look down at her "uh no I haven't" I say quietly. "I'm Millie, and this is my husband Moxie" she says as she kisses Moxie. "it's nice to meet a new potential customer" he says. I tilt my head in confusion "customer? Of what?" I ask. "Of our murdering business!" The leader says as he opens to door, a large table with chairs and fish tank full of eels is inside. A white dog like creature is sitting at the desk on her phone, she looks bored out of her mind. "Loonie, this is Y/N" he introduces me to her. She looks up and down at me "hi" she says clearly not giving a fuck. The leader brings me into his office, " I'm Blitzo, the o is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Here's our commercial" he says and he turns on the TV. Wait, they have TV in hell? The commercial plays as I see the 3 imps killing humans in various ways, along with a quite catchy little jingle. The commercial soon ends as I look back at Blitzo. "So...you have a business killing people? Like a hitman?" I ask as I look around still uneasy. "Yep! I've got access to the mortal world so I figured why not make some money off of it?" He says as he leans back in his chair and places his feet on the desk. "So what's a sweet little thing like you down her for?" He asks. His comment caught me off guard, I was a little flattered that he called me sweet. I blush a little bit as I look away. "Well, I guess- my mom was abusive. I remember she was nice and loving towards me in the beginning, but after my dad died everything went downhill. She'd hit and cuss me out a lot. I tolerated that for 15 years until I couldn't take it anymore. I tried to run away once, the police adventually found me and took my back to my mom. Then I tried telling my school, child protective services came to investigate... but when they came my mom pretended to be all nice to me and lied to them. I determined that I had absolutely no other option. I decided while she was out I'd drug her food. At first it worked, she got sick and went to the hospital. But the doctors ended up saving her just in time, they found the poison in her bloodstream and told her. Once she recovered she came home, somehow she knew it was me and started hitting me over and over again. I yelled at her to stop but she wouldn't, the last thing I remember is her choking me. I guess...she actually killed me." I say trying to hold back tears. This was embarrassing, telling a stranger my life's story. Blitzo looked up at me and gave me a sad look. He clears his throat "well damn that's sucks. My dad wasn't father of the year either. But little bit of advice kitten, next time don't get caught! " he says. Anger begins to rise inside me, if I was the one who got murdered, then why and I am here!? She's the one who killed me! I slam my fists on his desk in anger, "why am I here then!?" I yell as a tear drips down my face. Blitzo isn't a bit afraid or intimidated by me, "well for one thing life isn't fair. Secondly you may have been murdered but YOU were the one who tried to kill your mother" he says as he taps his fingers on his desk with a shit eating grin. I looked at him for a second, I was pissed and depressed at the same time. Some many emotions were running through my head all at once. So this was hell huh? A endless cycle of constant torture, but the worst part was I was the victim...kinda. Blitzo gets up from his desk and walks towards me, "well I see your a little stressed so how about you come stay at my place?" He asks out of the blue. I stare at him dumbfounded for a second. I honestly had no idea why he was being this nice to me, I was a complete stranger. And I look like a freak with this tail and horns. "Uh, why?" I ask. " Well I figured it might be a good thing to lend a hand every now and then. Plus you ain't that bad looking honestly." Blitzo grinned as he stared at my boobs. Seeing him do this made me blush, but there's no way in hell that I'm fucking a stranger. I take up on his offer and head back to his place.

At blitzo's house, it definitely screams hell. There's a few photo's of him and his daughter loona on the wall. She didn't seem too thrilled to be adopted though unfortunately, however Blitzo seemed happier than ever. He went to the pound looking for a hellhound, and came back home with a daughter. "Make yourself at home, just don't...touch...my...horses .." he states firmly as he points to one of his horse figurines. " Understood, you like horses I'm guessing?" I ask. Blitzo's eyes lit up in pure joy once he hears my question, he grabs me by the shoulders and comes close to my face. "uh duh! I fucking love horses!" He says excitedly. I couldn't help but giggle at his reaction, I mean how could you argue with him? Horses are badass majestic creatures. I turn my attention to the photo of him and loona. "And you're daughter? She doesn't seem to be very happy in that photo." I tell him. He looks at the photo and back at me, "oh that! Yeah that's my little loonie, she's just a little moody being a teenager and all haha" he says as he nudges my elbow as if he's telling a joke. "May I sit down? It's been a long day for me" I say. "Sure" he says as he goes into his kitchen to grab something. I sit on his couch, it's incredibly comfy actually. After the day I've had I feel like falling asleep this second. A few minutes go by and Blitzo returns with a bowel of popcorn and plops down on the couch beside me. "dig in" he says as he starts eating. For me being a complete stranger that he's known for less than a day, he's really comfortable with me being in his house and eating his food. Though I suppose he's just being friendly. I timidly grab a piece of popcorn and start eating. He turns on the TV and we start watching a horror film. But it's far from a cheesey or a predictable horror film that you'd see on Earth. Hell's horror films are so realistic and advanced it feels like reality. A scary parts comes on the movie and I gasp, my hand touching Blitzo's. I look back and see what I'm doing, and immediately pull my hand away in embarrassment. "S-sorry" I say as I start blushing again. Blitzo looks at me and laughs "don't worry about it doll." Is all he says and continues watching the movie. But I notice that after that he begins blushing just like me ~