✨Helluva Boss Mini stories✨

🔪Double Trouble ~ Millie x Female Reader (requested)

⚠️Warning - mentions of blood, death & drugs ⚠️

You were a 23 year old woman on Earth, with a outgoing extroverted personality. You knew your way around a weapon like the back of hand, and it showed. In your spare time you made your own weapons, like a blacksmith of sorts. As much as you hated most people you had a roommate, Matt. He kept to his own most of the time which you appreciated, because you were busy a lot. You were a assassin, and your partner in crime was a imp from hell named Millie. She wasn't no princess either, she'd knock your teeth out if you looked at her the wrong way. You enjoyed the time you got to spend with her, but it was always short since she lives in hell. But tonight you had a meeting with another client, which ment Millie was coming. You quicky packed your weapons and stood outside your door, thankfully where you lived was somewhat quiet and seclude. A small portal opened to the right of you and soon enough your best friend appeared. You walked up to her and playfully hit her in the arm, "long time no see!" You told her. She smiled and looked up at you with her gold yellow eyes, "yeah well you know how it is" she laughed. "You ready?" "Yeah let's hit the road" I replied as we both hopped into my vehicle. I turned the key into the ignition, " you ever gonna show me around hell Mills?" I asked. She rolled her eyes "now you know damn well humans ain't allowed in hell until they die Y/N." Millie said. I drove out of the parking space " then stop being a pussy and pull the fucking trigger already" I joked. She chucked at my comment. "So how far we gotta go this time?" Millie asked. "Bout a hour and a half away, he's paying us double for driving time so better get comfy." I replied.

HOUR AND A HALF LATER

I pull into this guy's house, he's got a long driveway that goes far back into the woods. Sketchy is the only word I can use to describe the atmosphere, I pull in and park. I gently tug as Millie's shoulder, she's fast asleep. "Wake up, we're here" I tell her. She quickly stretches and opens her eyes , her raven hair all messy from the nap. We get out of the car and first impressions it looks like a hoarders house, garbage and junk stacked everywhere. Not to mention the 5 cats roaming around, some looked malnourished and weak. "Poor things" I thought as I walked up to the porch. Suddenly I felt a small fuzzy thing brush up against my leg "holy shit!" I turn around fast- only to be startled by a small kitten! It must've been only a couple of weeks old, it's fur was grey and filled with fleas and dirt. It's eyes were a pale green, it looked up at me and squeaked out a small meow. My heart immediately melted, I gently picked the small kitten up and coddled it in my arms. Millie walked up beside me staring at the cat "what in tarnation is that, a Earth cat?" She asked. I couldn't help but laugh at her "earth cat " comment. Made me wonder if they had some sorta freaky mutant cats down in hell. " Yes it is " I replied to her whist staring at the adorable kitten. "well put it down and let's go, we have a job to do!" As much as I wanted to hold this cat forever she was right, we didn't come here to play with animals. I set the cat down on the porch and knocked on the door. "I really hope this guy ain't a serial killer crackhead, I don't feel like killing ANOTHER client this week." I tell Millie. The door opens to see a tall skinny man in a wife beater shirt and jeans. With a cigarette in his mouth he puffed out the smoke and asked "you two the assassin's?" His voice was deep and gravely- probably from the smoking. Me and Millie glanced at each other briefly and smiled "yes we are" we said in sync. He glanced over at Millie "so what are you supposed to be? Ever heard of sunscreen?" He asked. Millie clenched her teeth in anger and pointed a knife at his face, " talk shit about me again and I'll be sending you straight to hell prick..." The man scoffed and and turned his attention twords me. "So I need somebody out of my hair, she's my ex wife and she's becoming a real pain in the ass " he said and handed me a photo of her. "She lives about 4 miles from here, make sure it looks like she blew her brains out." He told us. "Alright got it, and are policy is cash up front soooo..." I say with my hand out waiting for the money. He placed the large sum of money in my hand, and I quickly count to make sure it's the right amount. "Alright, we'll make sure she's cold as a corpse by morning." I tell him.

We walk back into my car and low and behold that same kitten from earlier is pawing at my door, probably trying to find some food. I pick him up and place him in my car without a second thought. Millie gives me a weird look as she gets in the car " what!? This little kitten needs a home and I need a friend when you're not around...🙄" I say to her as I place the kitten in the backseat. "Alright, are objective is to make it inside the house quietly so we can strike her without struggle, we also need to leave little DNA as possible so-" "I think this time I'm gonna slice straight through the spine!" Millie adds cutting me off in the process. "no mills, we have to make it looks like a accident so we're using guns this round." I reply. She pouts and crosses her arms "damn it! But it's fun whenever you get to use brutal force on the victim!" I pull my gun out of its holster and cock it with a smile. "Don't worry chick, we'll still make her bleed" I reply and drive off to our next destination.

I pull in about 700 yards from the victims house, and shut my car off. "Alright here's the plan, the guy said this girl's gotta gun of her own. So instead you are going to sneak around outside the house and make a disturbance, while she's distracted I'll wait for a opening and and blast her brains through her skull." I explain. "alright sounds good." Millie replies with a evil smile and a flick of her tail. I take my hand and russel through her hair, "and that's why you're my favorite!" I praise her. She quickly blushes and turns away hiding her face. "Ok ok! Let's just get this over with!" She yells all flustered. She's purely adorable I gotta admit- and one hell of a business partner....
We slowly make our way twords the house, Millie crawls over and starts scratching outside of the walls & swishing her tail against the window. I quickly have my gun in my hand just in case and hide behind a nearby bush. About a minute goes by and finally the woman opens the front door with a gun in her hand, she's on the phone. " Hold on there's something outside." She told whoever was on the phone with her. Her hair was black with a hint of grey starting to show, she wore dirty flip flops and grey tank top and pajama pants. She looks around her house, trying to shoo away the "cat". When she comes back walking up her porch Millie jumps out right in front of her, saliva drooling from her mouth. Her yellow eyes wide open as she hisses like a wild animal. The woman screams and begins to point her gun at Millie. I immediately run up behind the woman and snatch her own gun out of her hand. Then without wasting any time I shoot straight through the back of her head, without her even seeing me. Blood quicky gushes out of her eyes and nose as she falls forward on the steps of her porch. Her lifeless body takes it's last breath, choking and throwing up her own blood out of her mouth. Her eyes left slightly open, her scared expression still on her face as she died. " Great job Mills!" I praise Millie as I set her own gun carefully next to her hand, making it look like she killed herself. "Hello? Margaret! Are you ok!?" The person on the phone calls out. Without a second thought I point my gun at the phone and shoot it, bits and pieces of plastic and debris flying into the air. "Another one bites the dust" Millie replies chuckling as we make our way twords my car and get in.

On our way home Millie is practically blasting music in the car, I stay silent with my thoughts. We had been killing together for almost 4 years now, her laugh...her smile. The way she can kill 10 people under five minutes, and not to mention her quick wit has always charmed me. She made me feel warm inside, I always loved having her around. I just never told her how I feel because it would probably just make things awkward between us, since she doesn't live on Earth like I do. I tell myself that I dare shouldn't have these thoughts but I do, it's like I'm having a ongoing battle with myself. I pull into my driveway and carry my new kitten with me, "well I gotta get inside and clean this blood off of my clothes before anyone sees." I tell her. She opens the portal and looks back at me, "till next time bestie" she replies. I bite my lip debating on if I should take my chance now....what if I mess everything up? I look at her for a few seconds before running up to her and placing my lips against hers. The kiss was short as I step back and blush. "what the fuck was I thinking?!" I ask myself. "I-I'm sorry I just-". That's all the words that would come out of my mouth, as she just looks up at me, her naturally red skin turning a darker shade than ever. She fiddles with her fingers a bit "You sure know how to push my buttons don't ya?" She asks sheepishly. A giant wave of relief washes over me, causing me to finally take a breath. "I always do" I mutter out to her, making us both blush again.