9 simple rules to survive the apocalypse
find a breathing mask immediately there are things in the air- small, microscopic things that float like pollen though your mouth and nose. if youre ever out and you smell something sweet like cotton cany your lungs are starting to liquefy.
only drink from fast moving streams never lakes or ponds. its not the dead bodies its the half dead ones they can stay down there for months at a time waiting for someone who doesn't know better
stay away from settlements. any half-decent settlement has to many mouths to feed. they will let you in but wont let you stay after all they have so many to feed.
donnt eat the birds i dont know what those new birds are but they smell like tar and the meat burns holes in your mouth sitck with canned foods and cockroaches
its safe to travel b night but if you hear a ticking sound like a stopwatch--- stand still till sunrise they will move pass you as long as you dont move
dont aim for the heart OR brain if they can walk go for the the legs if they can crawl go for the arms. dont assume they will stay down you need to run
red sores will heal with time white sores will rot to the bone with in 45 hours. cauterize the wound that should last you a few weeks
the living dead don't knock. if you're somewhere four walls and you hear knocking ignore it. whatever is knocking needs you to let them in and you don't want that.
don't be alarmed if you see angels its normal to see a soft light desending from the heavens. it just means a parasite is attached to your optic nerve it won't kill you it will just consume your eyeball from the inside
