Random shit to start off

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Water Bottle: Go ahead and introduce yourself!

BallPen: My name is Michael with a "B" and I've been afraid of insects in my entire-

Water Bottle: Stop stop stop, Where?

BallPen: Hm?

Water Bottle: Where's the B?

BallPen: *shaking* tHeRe'S a bEe!?


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Feather: Hey I'm lesbian

BallPen:

BallPen: I thought you were American?


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Lemon Pie: There's only one thing worse than a r@p1st

Lemon Pie takes off a sheet of paper to reveal "Child"

Lemon Pie: Boom.

Calculator: *bangs hand on the table* a  c h i l d

Lemon Pie: N o-


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Cherry Pie: *running to her room crying* SORRY- IM SORRY-

Raspberry Pie: Why are you yelling?

Cherry Pie: *stops running* I KILLED HER! I KILLED HER!!

Raspberry Pie: It's okay! It's a GAME!

Cherry Pie: *still crying*

Raspberry Pie: It's a game!

Cherry Pie: I KILLED HER!

Raspberry Pie: You can restart it!

Cherry Pie: *Running around the place*

Raspberry Pie: You Can- Hey!

Cherry Pie: I KILLED HER, I KILLED HER!!

Raspberry Pie: YOU CAN RESTART IT! STAP YELLING-

Cherry Pie: *Pressing the reset button* RESET IT! RESET IT RESET IT- THERE'S NO HOPE WHATS THE POINT OF RESETTING IT JUST MEANS ILL SCREW UP AGAIN-

Raspberry Pie: *facepalm*

Cherry Pie: I KILLED HER!


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Tree: We use shortcut names here

Blossom Tree: Then your name should be "Evergreen" not Tree since you shortcut my name to "Blossom" then your shortcut name should be-

Tree: Nevermind


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Water Bottle: Plastic Help-

Plastic Bottle: The fuck did you-

Wine Glass: NO SWEARING PLATE IS LITERALLY THERE-


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No ideas, just them being Chaotic that's all

God i feel so cringe to post this-

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