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Yeahh- lets go-

Also this is only The Randomness Group-

The members there are

Water Bottle
Blossom Tree
Lemon Pie
Starry
Calculator
Lightswitch
Feather
BallPen

Yeahh-

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Blossom Tree: What if i press the brake and gas at the same time?

BallPen: The car takes a screenshot

Feather: For the last time, Get the f*ck out

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Water Bottle: We need a distraction

Calculator: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down while making weird noises?

Lemon Pie, Quietly: My time has come

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BallPen: Ay, Can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Feather: The heck? Why?

Lightswitch: Lemon Pie fiddled with a Ouija board and cursed ours-

Calculator: Water Bottle doesn't know how to banish spirits so he just threw salt at him and yelled: "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU!?"

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Lemon Pie: How stupid do you think i am!?

Feather: Do you want an honest answer to that?

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Water Bottle: Guys...The Death P.A.C.Ters just called..

Calculator: It was Blossom Tree!

Blossom Tree: It was Lemon Pie!

Lemon Pie: It was BallPen!

BallPen: It was me!

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Calculator: I would do anything to protect Lightswitch

Later

Calculator, Covered in lemon splat: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS-

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Feather: Nothing in life is free

Starry: Love is free!

Calculator: Adventure is free

Water Bottle: Knowledge is free

Blossom Tree: Anything is free if you take it without paying-

Water Bottle: *looks at Blossom Tree* W h a t-

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Blossom Tree to Water Bottle: I'm so happy that i could kiss you!

Water Bottle: Um..Neat

Literally 10 minutes later

Water Bottle, Laying face down on his bed: I said 'Neat' Lemon, who the flip says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but i did anyways because I'm fluffing stupid

Lemon Pie, looking through his phone: Don't beat yourself up too much Water, Everyone gets nervous sometimes, Remember what i did when Starry confessed her love to me?

Water Bottle: Didn't you thank her?

Lemon Pie: *shuts his phone off and looks at the ceiling* i f*cking thanked her-

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BallPen: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Feather: No that's not how you make cookies

Lemon Pie: FLOOR IT!

BallPen: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Feather: yOUR GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND IT CAN'T EVEN REACH THAT FAR-

BallPen: IM GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FLUFFING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Blossom Tree: DO IT!

Feather: NO-

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That's all for now- Bye-

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