The Tale Of A Child And Two Cups ( The Cuphead Show x Male Child Reader )

Ribby and Croaks ( Part 1 )

As it was an afternoon at the cottage, the scene cut to where the fridge was open and two containers of ice cream were eating out of, as you were reading you favorite ( as you got it replaced last week ) and elder kettle was reading the newspaper, meanwhile Cuphead and Mugman were turning away from each other while Crossing their arms

Cuphead : so let me get this straight, you expect me to believe you sleep-ate an entire container of ice cream without waking up

Mugman : well you expect me to believe you did

Cuphead came to mugman with a spoon in his hand

Cuphead : and just who sleep-eats with a spoon

Mugman : people with manners

Cuphead : your nothing but a common thief

As Cuphead shoves mugman off the chair

Mugman : your the thief

Cuphead : No you are

Mugman : no you

Cuphead : No you

Mugman : no you

As you put your book down as elder kettle crumble the newspaper as they arguing is getting on his nerves

Cuphead : no you

Mugman : no you

As elder kettle grabbed them by their handle

Elder kettle : Enough

As he put the boys down

Elder kettle : You boys are family, No use getting bent out of shape about little stuff, Just let it be water under the bridge

Elder Kettle then pulls out some money

Elder kettle : Now here's five bucks

As he gave the five bucks to mugman

Elder kettle : And some pocket lint, now

And he gave the pocket lint to Cuphead

Elder kettle : now Go do something fun together. You two are brothers, oh one more thing

Then he brings out six dollars and gives it to you

Elder kettle And here's six dollar for you

Y/N : thanks elder kettle

As you put it in your pocket Suddenly, Cuphead asks in anger

Cuphead : Hey, Why does he always got the five bucks and why Y/N gets six bucks

Mugman : And why does he always get the pocket lint

Cuphead : No, you do

As Cuphead shoves Mugman again,

Mugman shoves Cuphead

"No, you!" Then Cuphead shoves Mugman,

Cuphead : No, you

Mugman shoves Cuphead, "No, you

Cuphead shoves Mugman, "No, you

Elder kettle : OUT

As you walks over and grab the two by the handles and drags them out of the cottage

Y/N : Come on guys, can we at least try and find something fun to do, It's better than listening to you two fight over ice cream all day

Cuphead / Mugman : Fine

Sometime later, the three are walking down the path in the forest while to deciding what to with the money but as you were walking while Cuphad and Mugman are bickering with each other again