Monkie Kid Oneshots

✋💀 NNN ✋💀

Tw's: (Not so) Slight/Mentions of Shadowpeach, Comedy, Mentions/Slight Chimerashipping

Narrator/3rd Person POV
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Redson sat down on a bench that laid below the protection of the tree's leaves, scrolling through his phone as he looked at messages Mei and Mk had sent him some pictures

he sat there as he heard a groan from someone nearby, lowering his phone, he tilted his head up slightly to his left, watching as a familiar monkey with jet black fur walked by

"What's wrong with you? You seem disappointed," Redson mocked; despite it being rude, he would do it just for fun and giggles, and also because of all the shit Macaque had done in the past

"There was one more day in NNN and i had to fuck up it up-" Macaque groaned, not paying attention to the Bull Prince that stared dagger's into his soul

"Huh-? Really? I thought you'd be more restrained with your desires; especially on that Month," Redson mocked, seeing Macaque with a frown

"Well i am," Macaque spoke, Redson let out a laugh as he closed his eyes, ready to speak, but he was cut off by the Six-Eared demon

"But somebody had to pleasure your Uncle's needy ass body."

Macaque spoke, Redson froze as she opened her eyes and closed her gaping mouth, looking at the dark furred monkey with furrowed eyes, he spoke in a mix of feelings.

"You What-...?" Redson spoke, their voice mixed with shock and mostly anger, her hair spiking just a bit

"I fucked your Uncle, how's that for revenge?" Macaque spoke, his eyes glowing purple as that smirk ok his face grew

"You—..." Red spoke as he put his phone in his messenger bag and stood up, his hair sparking into flames as soon as he continued

"FUCKING BAASTARD!!!" they yelled as his body was erupted in flames by the cause of his anger about the fact that a demon had fucked his Uncle who he was not supposed to care about at all

"Welp, guess it's time for some fun~" Macaque laughed as he ran rather than making a shadow portal to get out of there

"Get back here you son of a Bitch!!" the Bull Prince ran after the other as they chased each other around the park with insults, mocking, and mostly yelling from Redson

"I thought you didn't like Wukong, what makes me pleasuring him make you want to kill me now?"

"I don't like him! It's just you're a fucking whore!!!" Red yelled

"Says the actual whore!! I've heard what you Mei and Mk have done in the past kid! There's no escaping that now!!"

Macaque laughed as both of them went on with the chase, passing by a few citizens who just don't give a fuck about what happens in Megapolis anymore

"You do care about your Uncle!!" Liu 'Er laughed like a maniac as the two continued on with the chase

"DO NOT!!"

Redson set the trees and plants on fire and no one batted an eye as it spread; all they did was just calmly call for help to put out the fire on their phones

and so one forth, the two chased each other as Cat and Mouse with insults and teases thrown back and forth at each other

Mk, Mei, Wukong and Bai He were all standing in the damaged park, with the little girl sleeping peacefully with headphones on in Wukong's arms

"Good thing i brought my headphones with me so Bai doesn't wake up or hears any of this," Mei commented, playing on a Brazillian song called; O Sol e a Lua

(i know you know this song if you like Shadowpeach Sun and Moon dynamic)

on a very soft volume so it didn't hurt the poor girls ears, Mk on the other hand, felt ashamed and mad at both Red and Macaque

"You slept with him!" Mk angrily whispered to the Monkey beside him, how could he just fuck an Emo Monkey who tried to kill him in the past

"Ya? So?" Wukong asked in confusion, Mk face was just full of wrinkles as his frown was longer than all the Journey to the West book stacked onto each other itself

Mk took a deep breath in and calmed himself down, watching as chaos continued.

Silence was left visibly open as barriers of ice were forming around them, before all of them broke the barrier with the same idea

"Wanna go get icecream?" They all spoke in unison, they agreed and left; leaving the other two Demon's unsupervised

but they'd deal with that bullshit later, for now, they wanted some time to relax from problems.

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This was really rushed because NNN is almost over and stuff, so i wanted to just make this for fun, and also, this isn't the first Oneshot i'm working on

the others are just long and about plot and not just humour-

I hope you enjoyed this oneshot

Have a Good Night/Day!!!

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