N was baking some cookies for his daughter, Yesley and her friend Tristan. While he was waiting on the cookies to bake(or smt idk I've never made cookies). He decided to call up his enemy, Zatrn to mess with him.
"Who the hell is this?"
"N,Dumbass."
"How did you get my number -"
"David,anyway what the hell are you doing "
"Well I was enjoying my day until you called."
"That's good. I was baking cookies."
"Oo can I come over and get some?"
"No dipshit,kill yourself"
"Damn,I'm coming over anyway "
"Goddamni-"
Before N could finish his sentence, Zatrn hung up and teleported into N's house. "What's up?" he sounded as stupid as ever. "You just can't listen,can you?"
"Nah."
"Whatever."
".... what's that smell?"
"..OH SHIT THE OVEN-"
N ran to the oven and immediately turned it off. "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT." N was panicking. God he can't even make cookies. What a loser lol. "Atleast they aren't..that.. burnt.." Zatrn said. Wait. Why the hell was he trying to cheer up his enemy?? Did he have a thing for N?? Nah N's ugly as shit. Anway
N looked at Zatrn, confused as hell. "Are you high or something??"
"No?? Why tf do you think I'm high??"
"Because you're never nice. That's who you are."
Zatrn stared at him in disbelief. How could he say that?? Zatrn was super nice to everyone. Okay that's a lie but whatever.
"I can be nice!" Zatrn exclaimed. N gave an annoyed look. "Oh really? Then be nice to me." N said with a smug look. "Fine then! You're uh...." Shit! He couldn't think of anything. N laughed and grabbed the cookie dough(I told you I've never made cookies). "You're handsome i guess." N's eyes widened. Did he hear that right? Did Zatrn just say he was handsome?
"The fuck?"
"What?you told me to be nice!"
"I didn't expect that!"
