Random Yandere Oneshots, Head cannons, And More

Yandere Ex-Wife Headcannons

This is based off of my last oneshot

    Before Marriage
~Sakura is very cold and unemotional, and can sometimes tolerate hugs

~She isn't like "I love you so much" yandere stereotype. She's more of a "I hate you but, if anyone looks at you I'll kill them."

~Sakura wouldn't even want to date you at first but, when people start looking at you she changes her mind

~She would only hug you if you got beat up or were crying

~Never kisses you

~Apparently she can have friends, but you can't

~If you tried leaving her she would manipulate you and gaslight you so much..

~If you reject her when she asks you out she'd blackmail you.

~Sakura considers you her husband.

~She doesn't have a shrine for you, but has 300 photos of you sleeping

~She enjoys beating you up

~If you flirt with another girl she would burn you're skin, cut you, and gaslight you while doing it

~Sakura wouldn't tolerate someone being rude to her. If you try being mean to her. She has her baseball bat ready to hit you

~She loves when you pay attention to her, but not affection wise. The best moments between you two are when you talk and she listens.

~Moral of the story never leave her and hide her lighter

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  During Marriage

~She isn't afraid to show affection to you

~Unlike before when you're married and you get to be alone in a house together she feels free to express her affection for you

~The house would also smell of lavender and cherry blossoms

~She would have a bunch of photos on the wall of you and her

~Sakura would be very interested in you're way of life

~She grew up in a rich family so she has to act mature and grown up a lot. You'd have to teach her how to get less tense

~Before Sakura married you she never ate cookies, or Cheetos

~You later find out she hasn't eaten a lot of other foods later

~She'd be the happiest she would ever be at this point

~If only Sakura knew what was going to happen to her later

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After Divorce

~This is when everything went downhill

~After you leave Sakura everything would be the same except well she wasn't there

~If you met another girl and dated her

~Any girls you met were killed by assassins

~You awoke in a gray room with one stuffed animal on the bed

~It was clearly Sakura's

~Sakura would explain why she loved you so much

~If you changed you're mind and stayed with Sakura everything would go back to normal

~If you leave Sakura again, she would kidnap you.

~After she kidnaps you she gives you everything

~She would start abusing you a lot

~Calling you cuss words and calling you a traitor

~She'd force you to marry her again

~No one would be there but her

~Sakura would give you a shock collar anything you said that she didn't like would end in a zap

~After you recited you're vowels you were officially hers again and there was nothing you could do about lt