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Cheddar the Hamster
Cheddar POV
World domination Eat Sleep Repeat
THE WORLD SHALL ME MINE! All these annoying humans keeping us in cages with this stupid wheel.
My human is quite the stupid one I should say. Thinking I'm an innocent little thing but oh trust me human the world will be under my control one day and then you will be the ones in cages and running on a stupid wheel.
My human thinks I'm sleeping all day now that might be partial to what I'm doing but what I am really planning is world domination. They are underestimating my brain. Oooooh my brain is a lot bigger than these humans.
So here's what I have come up with so far with world domination:
1: create a hamster army 2: have the hamster army fight against the humans 3: have the humans surrender to me 4: control the humans and run the world
Now this plan isn't easy BUT I have Bolt and clover working on building the army along with a few other hamster couples. This plan is going relatively well considering the fact that HUMANS KEEP BUYING MY ARMY.
SERIOUSLY THE AUDACITY OF THESE HUMANS THINKING THEY CAN BUY AND SELL US HAMSTERS LIKE WE ARE PETS
Anyway, Bolt and Clover have the army covered, Cuddles is working on the hamster grade weapons we need. Cuddles has been gathering materials he needs in order to be able to create the machines needed to win. Fluffy is working on his cuteness to be able to easily persuade the humans to surrender. And Fuzzy is working on the more aggressive approach sharpening his teeth and working on his biting technique.
The only problem in this marvelous plan is controlling the humans, they are much bigger than us but what they have in strength is what us hamsters have in numbers.
IF THEY DIDN'T KEEP BUYING US
Anyway you humans will be under our control soon and there will be nothing you can do to stop us.
