Y/N: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Rush: Go the fuck to sleep
Y/N: What gif I don't want to?
Rush: Fuck You
Y/N: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Rush: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate
Y/N: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Rush: Stop romanticizing the past.
Y/N: What time is it?
Rush: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Rush: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
seek: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Rush: It's 2 am
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Y/N: Um, Rush, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Rush: We need money!
Y/N: You're scamming him?
Rush: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Y/N: What?! No way!
Rush: Why not? We already stole seek!
seek: Hey guys
Y/N: No, we didn't. seek can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
seek: I wanna steal
*Y/N's helping Rush out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
seek: How does Rush look?
Ambush: A little better than you, actually.
Y/N, about Rush: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
seek: Are we stealing them?
Ambush: New or used?
Y/N: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Rush: Not if they consent to it.
seek: Depends who you're stabbing.
Ambush: YES?!?
Y/N: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what seek will and will not eat.
Rush: Grass? Yes!
Y/N: Moss? Yes!!
Rush: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Y/N: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Rush: Worms? Sometimes!
Y/N: Rocks? Usually nah.
Rush: Twigs? Usually!
Y/N: screech's cooking? Inconclusive!
Ambush: How did you... test this?
Y/N: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Ambush: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
screech: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Y/N: Favorite horror movie?
Rush: It
seek: Saw
Ambush: Annabelle
screech: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Y/N: You kidnapped Rush? That's illegal!
seek: But Y/N, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Rush, or destroying our dreams?
Y/N: Kidnapping Rush, seek!!!
Ambush: Y/N, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Y/N: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Ambush: To work together!
Y/N: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
screech: Y/N, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Y/N: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Rush: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
seek: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ambush: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
screech: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Eyes:
Eyes: I have emotional scars.
Y/N: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Rush: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Y/N: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
seek: Actually I did the math, Rush would have $225, not $0.15.
Rush: Fam I'm right here....
Ambush: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Y/N: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ambush: Sorry I only have a dollar
Y/N: :(
seek: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Rush would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ambush: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
seek: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
screech: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
seek: Apply juice to what
Eyes: Directly to the forehead
Rush: Great chat everyone
YOU ARE READING
Human!Rush X Male Reader
Fanfiction{!!This will contain SMUT!!} Y/N found himself face-to-face with the entity he had been hiding from for a while, being none other than rush.
