My (Very) Weird Dreams

In one of my dreams, I was lighting a match in my bed. I accidentally set the bed on fire. Luckily, it didn't spread just hoped around. My parents were also in my room and walked away saying "eh", obviously not caring. So I took a bucket of water and splashed it on the bed. Then the fire was gone and I woke up. There's dream number one! Like it or hate it!

Anyway, lets get to business. Yes, this is not a dream. Not being sarcastic don't worry. Though I am a lot. Anyway, speaking of not dreaming, who thinks their school is crazy? Ya think so huh? Well, no offense, but it's not. We got the crazy of the crazy and if you try to deny it, we'll your better off not denying it. Seriously, might as well put a sign that says "No Sugar Packs please, crazy enough". Once you come through our doors we'll crazifie you. And don't worry about braces or glasses, a lot, ok everyone has braces! (Basically!) and a lot of people have glasses so most "popular" kids wear them. And you know how in books the popular people are just like OMG! I'm sooooo much better than you! Well, not here, their all really really nice. At least, I haven't meant a mean one yet.... Hmmm....

Weird works here ok? Appearance doesn't. You could look like a teen model or a hog, but no one will really care. Yeah, we're not picky, if you know what I mean. So come in! We don't care. We just want you to be totally crazified when you come out! (Don't worry, we'll be nice about it!)