The Nonsense Of Alexander Caddel-Everlocke [DISCONTINUED]

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Your name is Alexander Fletcher Caddel-Everlocke. You are roughly 17 human years old. You're one of the main caretakers of your younger cousins and a few other children in the Everlocke home.

Those children are:

Aster Jamie Everlocke

Jelly Caddel

Cinnamon Everlocke

Radar H. New Traditionalist

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You lay down on your bed. Your bed is messed up, but you don't mind that. Your whole room is messy, so it'd be odd if your bed wasn't messy. You begin to cry. It's that time of the year again. You hate this time of year.

You, like always, don't have much energy. You just lay down on your bed. It's so comfortable and soft, you never really want to leave it. You just want to stay on this bed forever, but you know that you can't. You reach for the stuffed teddy bear on the floor and hug it as you cover yourself with your blanket. You don't care if you're 'too old' to have a stuffed animal. Stuffed animals make you happy. They make you feel like a kid again.

You don't have much to do. Your phone is currently charging and you're waiting for Charles, your boyfriend, to call you. Waiting for Charles to call you is boring to you, but you always think that it's worth it. The sound of his voice makes your day much better. He's just so comforting and kind to you. You don't think you deserve such a nice boyfriend like him.

You allow your thoughts to take over since you don't have anything else to do. Your thoughts are usually considered worrying, but they can sometimes be pleasant. OH GOD. PUPPET BOY BY DEVO IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

You begin to cry as that cursed song plays over and over again in your head. Radar played it in the car once a few weeks ago and it hasn't left your head since then. You cannot escape this song or Devo as a whole while Radar's around. You won't admit it in front of Radar, but that song has infected your brain. You dance to it in private whenever it plays. You love the song so much you hate it. You cannot escape it, and now you're starting to enjoy it.

[AN: fuck u guys this is what ur getting for now/j]