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Sassy Koebi-chan!

This Yuu is based off my female friend. So this has she/her pronouns but also they/them pronouns. This is also after book 3. This is from Floyd's point of view. Character will act different. Floyd likes to tease Yuu often here. This was made by me and my friend so be ready for lines that don't make sense.

I pull out my phone. Everything is slow at the lounge so I can hang out in my room. I opened my chat with Koebi-chan.(Koebi-chan🦐) I text: Koebi-chan......Can you come over to help with Jade?~ He won't poke Azul's cheek. Koebi-chan replies right away. He WON'T poke Azul's cheek? IS HE MAD? I text back with a frown: I might have destroyed his mushroom farm........Help me Koebi-chan!~ She texts back: NO! I love you but I feel bad for the mushrooms! Yay! Koebi-chan loves me! Heheh!~ I text back with a smile: His fault for taking my snacks! A text with a sad face says: Even so. WHY THE MUSHROOMS?!? 😠 I look at my empty snack bag. He took my favorite snacks so I destroyed his mushroom farm. Koebi-chan types for a bit. I was going to steal his mushroom farm. It was going to be mine! I sit up and type with some worry: Alright. Just don't take the blue or purple mushrooms. I ate one and he tried to kill me. He won't even let Azul take any. Koebi-chan types back quickly: Who said I respect my life enough to live? We're both going down for the mushrooms. I die he dies! I smile as I type back: He is going to dress you up like a princess. A reply comes back very quickly: NO! GOD PLEASE NO! I BEG OF YOU PLEASE NO! I look at the photo hanging above my bed. He makes people do what they hate if they take his mushrooms. I was forced into a dress. Azul was dressed like Leona. He must have gotten the makeup from betta. Koebi-chan doesn't respond so I walk to the kitchen for a snack and I see Jade. "Hello Jade." "Floyd, I am going to Ramshackle." I text Koebi-chan with my toothy smile. Jade is leaving for your dorm Koebi-chan. I am going with him so see you soon Koebi-chan!~ I see Jade take a pink bag that was hanging near the door. I look at Azul who is panicking. Jade has a weird bright pink bag with him. Koebi-chan texts back quickly: What's in the bag? Jade waves to me and I follow him. I don't know. He just grabbed it before we started walking to you. Azul seemed to be worried as he grabbed it. He doesn't have his normal attitude. He is mumbling about something. I am just eating a sandwich. I look at Jade who is looking inside the bag. I wonder what's in the bag. I am going to steal snacks from her.

We get there quickly and I text her: Oh, can you open the door? Jade is going to break the door down. She texts back: Not my door. I'm not even there. Well I am but playing a deadly game of hide and seek! Jade kicks the door down with a BANG I text while Jade is throwing open the door and throwing things. Koebi-chan......I hate to say this but run. Jade is throwing things around! She texts back: MY DOOR! MY STUFF! Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm already running! I see her running to the school. Koebi-chan!~ I see you running. WOOSH And there goes Jade. You best run faster. Jade is right behind you. Ahhhh~ This is so fun!~ She texts back while running: I'M RUNNING I'M RUNNING! IF I'M DEAD YOU CAN'T SQUEEZE ME! SO A LOSS FOR YOU BUT PLUS FOR ME! I text back: I am not Koebi-chan! Oh Jade dropped the bag. He has rope in his hands. I stop and walk over to the bag. I opened it. Ruffle ruffle There is makeup and a bright pink dress in it? Koebi-chan, you should keep running. She texts: Oh no. I'M NO PRETTY PRINCESS! I look up and see that Jade caught her. She is wiggling and trying to get out of Jade's grip. Luckily this was far from the hallway of the school. I walk over and she says "No! Let me go, you fiend!" Jade takes the bag from my hands. I look at him. He says "Floyd hold her down. This is your punishment." I nod. I hold her tightly so that she can't move. She screams "Nooooooooooo! No please.....I'M NO PRETTY PRINCESS!" I hold Koebi-chan tightly. I ask Jade "Jade, what are you doing with the bag?" He takes out a thin pink box. "Getting the makeup Vil-san gave me." She says "No. I bite." I laughed and said "Koebi-chan?~ I would like that.~" She says "Ayo what?" I chuckle and Jade says "Floyd move your hand." I moved my hand that was covering her face. "Koebi-chan even offered to bite my hand!" She says in a worried tone "I don't wanna bite no more." I smile. Jade takes out a big makeup brush. He says "Alright. First foundation." She says "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" Jade scowls and says "Just deal with it." I say in a mocking tone "Jade are you so mean to Koebi-chan!~" Jade holds her face. She says "I've dealt with overblots. This is worse.." Jade puts the brush away and set the thin box down. He pulls lipstick out. He chuckles as Koebi-chan tries to wiggle away from me. She screams ""AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP MAKING ME UGLIER! I WILL ATTACK!!!" Jade says "What a lie.~ I am making you prettier!" I nod and say "He is right Koebi-chan!~ You look so pretty now!!" I ruffle her messy hair while she keeps trying to wiggle out of my arms.

Jade puts the things back in the bag. He takes out his phone and walks away from us. I ask "Jade? What are you doing?" She says "Ha ha! I'm in danger! I'm going to not have a heartbeat after this!" I wonder what he is doing. Jade walks over and picks the bag up. "Floyd. Pick her up. We are going to Pomefiore." I smiled and said "Alright Jade!" I pick Koebi-chan up bridal style and she screams "NO! NOT VIL! NOT ROOK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO!" Jade takes something out of the bag. He turns around and puts a marshmallow in mine and Koebi-chan's mouth. Koebi-chan eats it and says "Marshmallow? Where'd you get that?" Jade says "I have some in the bag. It is just for Floyd to keep calm." I eat the marshmallow and say "Koebi-chan!~ This is so fun right!" She laughs in a worried tone. I chuckle while humming a song.

In front of Pomefiore. Jade knocks on the door and Vil opens it.

He says "Hello. Floyd, Jade, Yuu. Come on. I don't have all day." Jade walks in and I follow. She says "No please! NOOOO!" Vil points at the couch and says "Set her down here. Also change that rope. It is a ugly color. I will not allow her to wear such a ugly color in my dorm." He hands me the rope. I sigh and say "Alright betta." I wrap the rope around her and make sure it is tight. I then take off the other rope. It is such a pretty shade of blue honestly. I see Vil putting on gloves fro the corner of my eye. She says "I wanna say something but don't at the same time....Fuck it! That's kinky. BUT LET ME GO!" Vil says "Floyd, just hold them tighter." I picked her up and set them on my lap. It is much easier to hold her that way. She also turned red so it is much easier to tease her now.  "Alright Jade this is how you put on eye shadow." Jade nods as Vil puts eyeshadow on Yuu. He is holding their eyes close with a glove. She can't move as I won't let her. Jade puts another marshmallow in my mouth so I kinda have a reason to. She says "WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY RIBS!!!!" I tilt my head and say "What? Betta said to hold you tighter and I wouldn't squeeze you to death right now." Vil sets the white eyeshadow down and says "Jade, hand me that pink eyeshadow. We are giving her a pink princess make-over.~" Jade nods and hands Vil the pink eyeshadow. She looks at Vil and says "NOOOO! I'M NO PRETTY PINK PRINCESS!" "I wanted her to be a blue princess....but I like this more!~" I smile as Jade says "Thanks Floyd for keeping her steady." Vil does Yuu's eyeshadow again as I keep her hands down. Yuu tried to struggle but she stopped after realizing they can't do anything. Fufufu~ Vil hands Jade the white eyeshadow and takes a makeup wipe to Yuu's lips. He takes off her lipstick and throws the wipe away. He says to Jade "Alright so now the lipstick. This pink needs to be a brighter shade." She screams "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!" I say in an annoyed tone "Ouch. Koebi-chan....You are so loud. Betta do you have anything to tone down her voice?" Vil calls over Rook. "Go get the silence potion." Rook smile and runs to get it. I wonder why Betta has it but I could care less. He comes back. Rook forces Yuu's mouth open and pours the potion. They cough after swallowing it. Their lipstick is still in place. She says "what!? My voice is so much quieter?!" Vil says "It is used for people who are too loud. I made them for when something like this happens. I smile and say "Thanks betta and umineko."

A hour later

Koebi-chan is in a pretty pink princess outfit. I take photos of it with my phone with blackmail photos. Umineko was also taking photos. Betta was smiling proud of his work. Jade was smiling. Koebi-chan was walking in heels. They tried to run to tackle me but she tripped. Betta said "Well this was something. Well you lot best be going now." I nod. Jade packs the things back into the pink bag. Koebi-chan was staring dangers at everyone. I chuckle and help her home. I leave after stealing some jelly. I look at Azul who is talking to the guppies and Jade. I shrug and start to walk to my room. "Floyd. Where were you and Jade?" I look at him. "Dressing up Koebi-chan with Betta." He pauses for a moment before waving me off. I lay down on my bed after throwing away the cup. I lay down on my bed and look through the photos. I smile as I have more blackmail. Fufufufu~ I hide the phone in its lock case. I push somethings off and turn off my lights. I jump onto my bed and get under the covers. I close my eyes and sleep.