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🏃🏼‍♀️🦐Payment, Koebi-chan!~🧽🧼

Again Yuu based off my friend. After Book 4 with Floyd acting the same like the last AU.

I was running around chasing the stupid azarashi. He just showed up here whining about something. He went to our fridge but Jade was there. He threw the cat at the door but he came running back it. I run and pull out my blackmail phone. I set it up somewhere near the top of the lounge. It is in a place that is hard to see and get to. Jade is yelling at azarashi to leave but azarashi is not leaving. I sit down on one of the chairs. I sigh and heard a chair getting thrown. Fuck. Azul is going to kill us. Jade threw a chair at the azarashi. It missed and hit one of the tables. I stopped it from falling. At this point I am waiting for Azul or Koebi-chan to come here. Azul is going to make Koebi-chan pay for this or work here. Either way I get to tease the living hell out of Koebi-chan. The lounge is going to be a mess. Azul is going to have our heads or our jobs lmao. I pull out my normal phone to text Koebi-chan. I was smart to get hotaruika to link the texts from my phone to my other one. Koebi-chan! I duck after Jade throws a metal bottle. Yes, Floyd? I was doing something😐 I hide behind the drink counter. I don't want to get tangled up in this. Azul is going to bar me from seeing Goldfish if I am a part of this. Well I was cleaning the lounge. I got soap every where. A bad choice. Then your stupid cat showed up here! Jade is going to fucking strangle him so get over here before the damage get bad. BANG CLINK WHOOSH WACK I peak over the top of the counter but I have to duck again. Jade is going fucking crazy. Who knew azarashi could make Jade flip his lid. Even I couldn't do that. How the fuck did you do that? I think Koebi-chan was talking about the soap. Soap + water = Soapy water. I put the soap bars on the bottom of one of my shoes that I don't use often. I ran around causing the water to become soapy. Crowley and Azul were whining about it. My head still hurts from all the talk they said. CRASH BANG CRASH CRASH WACK 

Yeah I think I am going to have to meet Goldfish much later then we wanted. I text Goldfish: Goldfish. We will have to meet later. The lounge is a mess from a accident. I grab a soda and drink it while waiting for the chaos to end. Alright Floyd. Should we meet a hour later or more? I think for a few minutes. By how much stuff is breaking from what I hear it could take a long time. About 2 hours. We might just have to hang out in my room. I throw my drink into the recycling bin. Koebi-chan texted: You should have invited me to do that! I frown. I tried to but Umiushi stopped me. He just showed up behind me when I was going to text you. I hear Azul open his door and walk out. I peak out of the side of the counter. The lounge is a totally mess. Like messier then when Koebi-chan crashed here with the stupid carpet. Why did Malleus do that? I say to Azul "Yeah umm you might want to get those papers now." Azul's eyes are wide as he nods. He said something like "Child of Man is stupid and would destroy the whole lounge or worse." I heard Jade scream "GET OUT OF HERE YOUR STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CAT! I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!" Yeah he would say something like that. And I would do that as well. I dodge things Jade is throwing. I open the fridge and grab a snack. Did you forget to come get your cat? Jade is throwing things around as your cat tried to steal our snacks. I lay down on the floor while hearing things break and crash. That is my job to mess with Jade but okay. That stupid ass fat fire hazard has food here. I think for a few moments. "Hey azarashi! Does Koebi-chan feed you?!" "My henchman doesn't feed me! I want tuna so I came here to get some..." I scowl. The tuna is mine. Sam and I worked out a deal to get more tuna. Raw tuna tastes nice as we only had basic fish when we were younger. I text what he said to Koebi-chan. Your cat said that. 

I sigh. I open the fridge and eat a tuna. Sucks to suck Grim. I FEED THAT LAZY ASS CAT! Grim runs over to where I am. Jade has stopped throwing things around. I mean Grim is hard to catch and all the stuff in the lounge makes it hard to catch him. I showed Grim the texts. I give him a tuna while Jade says "Grim is with you?" "Mhm." "Alright, I will start to clean up. You say nothing." "Hmp." "Thanks." He is just too lazy to go and get it himself. Grim says "My stupid henchman doesn't feed me! Such lies.....Can I stay here?" I text: Your cat says other wise. Come get your cat already. Azul is in his room maybe screaming? Jade has calmed down but I know he still wants to skin him. I sigh and pick Grim up. "I have to get you tied up. I don't mind sharing with you, right now." I put my phone away and grab a rope. It is pink. I tie Grim up and hand him on the coat hanger. Well if I don't feed him I can just go and throw out his tuna. I'll go get him. I text: Thanks. Your cat is hanging on the coat hanger near the door. Koebi-chan texts: Alright I will call up Riddle. I smile. I get to see Goldfish earlier then we talked about! Yay! I get to squeeze him! Koebi-chan texts: I need him to put a kink shaming color on him. What? For Goldfish or azarashi? I sigh and hope not Goldfish. That is my job. On Grim. I smile and sigh. Grim was going to say something but I just stuff another tuna in his mouth. Can I take Goldfish off your hands when you guys come here? I grab a orange and start to eat it. I leave the mushrooms alone because Jade would kill me. I look around to see some of the things have three holes or more from his tail I think? Also how did the cat burn the booths?! We are underwaters.....Also Grim is tied up in pink rope. I see azarashi trying to get off of the coat hanger. I am taking your rope. I smile and look at Jade cleaning. Clean freak. I see Koebi-chan come through the door. "Thanks for dealing with Grim and his bullshit." I say "Say that to Jade." Azul comes out and brushes off his uniform. "Hello Yuu and Grim." Yuu's face goes pale. "I wish to meet you after school tomorrow and bring your cat." Yuu looks like their soul left their body. "Koebi-chan~ You are dead!~" Koebi-chan seems to shrink. "W-where?" "In the V.I.P room. It is about the mess made chasing your pet and the mess your pet did as you can see a lot of our furniture has holes in them from his tail and burn marks somehow." Koebi-chan leaves after I give them a ramune soda.