Kite to Hart: I've got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flamethrower.
Kite: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Sora: You literally picked up Riley and yelled right at her face "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME."
Sora: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Riley: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?
Luna: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Riley: We have three, actually-
Sora: Pick your favorite!
Sometime in the future
Luna: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Hart: Fucking Sora and Riley were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
Hart, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Riley, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Sora, also singing: The taste of his cherry Chapstick.
Kite, appalled: Call the exorcist.
sometime in the future
Riley: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Luna: Homicide.
Sora: Murder.
Hart: Homiecide.
at an awards show*
Hart: Can I carry you on my back like Kite did?
Luna: I don't think Riley would like that.
Hart: *pouts*
*Later*
Hart: *carrying Luna on their back*
Riley: What the hell??
Luna: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
Luna: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Luna, to Kite: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Sora, to Hart: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Riley: There are two types of people.
Kite: Guys... the principal just called—
Hart: It was Sora!
Sora: It was Riley!
Riley: It was Luna!
Luna: It was me!
Kite: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Riley, Hart, Sora, and Luna: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Kite: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sora will and will not eat.
Luna: Grass? Yes!
Kite: Moss? Yes!!
Luna: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Kite: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Luna: Worms? Sometimes!
Kite: Rocks? Usually nah.
Luna: Twigs? Usually!
Kite: Hart's cooking? Inconclusive!
Riley: How did you... test this?
Kite: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Riley: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Hart: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Kite: What does "take out" mean?
Sora: Food.
Luna: Dating.
Riley: Murder.
Hart: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Kite: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Riley: IT.
Luna: Annabelle.
Hart: Paranormal Activity.
Sora: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Kite: Where's Riley?
Sora: Doing stuff.
Kite: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Luna?
Sora: Trying to stop Riley from doing the stuff.
Kite: And Hart?
Sora: Trying to stop Luna from stopping Riley from doing the stuff.
Kite: I see. And what are you doing here, Sora?
Sora: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Hart from stopping Luna from stopping Riley from doing the stuff.
Riley, in Luna's window: I thought I'd find you here!
Hart, climbing past Riley: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Riley: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Hart: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
Luna: Good morning to everyone except these two people
