TW: some silly homophobia
Nagito was having his daily walk. In his hand a slushie. He wasn't too happy though, he was just on one more ruined date, ruined by no other than him.
He's been on many dates, this time with Shane Dawson. But like every other date he's been on, this one was ruined because Nagito was too straight forward. (More like gay forward)
While walking and listening to ghost and pals (rare Nagito W) he heard a noise. It sounded like someone asking for help. He went to check it out and he was right. There was a dude stuck on a tree screaming for help.
The dude was skinny and twinkass looking. While looking at him the dude yelled:
"YO DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A GOAT LOOKING AT A RED DOOR, HELP ME!"
'Rude..' Nagito whispered to himself, but he still went to help him. He climbed the tree like an alpha male. He grabbed the dude and held him up in bridal style.
They got down and the dude said:
"Thanks, but don't ever pick me up like that again"
"Why? Scared you might like it? 😜😘" said Nuggetoe seductively.
"Eww bro I'm not gay!" Yelled the man.
"Lmao what, are you homophobic??" The white haired male asked. (Bro bleached his hair when he was 9 and it stayed like that)
"YEAH GAYS ARE GROSS" said the skinny ass flat dude.
"Damn..We gotta fix those homophobic views man.." Sighed Nagito
Not even a second afterwards, Nagito slapped the mans ass (even though it's flat AS FUCK)
"HUH?!? WHAT THE FUCK?(?(? WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU GAYASS??!!!...Wait a minute..I think I like it.."
The mans voice went from screaming to sounding like a 14 year old on his first date.
"I knew it." Said Nagito. "So what's your name?" He asked.
"My name is Onceler."
"LMAO WHAT"
Onceler stayed silent
"Sorry bae but your name sucks."
"WHAT!?"
"Mine is Nagito btw.."
Nagruto started laughing maniacally
( A/N: I think my jaw fell off rn pls help 💀)
"What's so funny?" Asked Onceker
"The fact that you're gay and you just think you're homophobic." Said Nagito.
"Oh damn, you're right.."
Nagito grinned
"But you know what.."
"What?" The white hair asked
"Your ass is amazing!" Started Onceler "Actually, it's the best ass I've seen in my entire sad life!"
"I'm aware my ass is among the best" said Nagito.
Onecej started giggling with his eyes closed while blushing. When he opened his eyes Nagito was gone, in his hands were left a slushie and a tiny piece of paper. While drinking the sushie (aware of the fact that the straw was in Nagitos mouth since half of the drink was gone), he opened the tiny folded piece of paper and saw a phone number accompanied by a poorly drawn heart. He assumed it was the blonde's number (are white haired people even called blonde?? 😭 Probably not but idk deal with it)
He was going to find that Nagito guy and see where that leads him.
-The End-
A/N this was short af but idk what else to write 😭☠️
