you are such an idiot

The time we met

Your pov

I was in forest trying to find the perfect animal to hunt when i saw a deer i sneaked closer and i loaded my arrow and pointed it at the deer

But i then heard someone snap a branch making the deer run away i put my bow away and my arrow then i looked at the person who did it

"Uh sorry were you gonna kill that?"

Asked a boy i glared at him

"Yes i was till you came and interrupted me"

I then had to find another deer but this idiot kept following me

"Why are you following me?"

I said glaring at the boy he stopped in his tracks

"Oh um i-i"

I groaned and kept walking

"I'm hort by the way"

"Hort?that's the most ugliest name i have ever heard"

"That's the most nicest thing someone has ever told me!"

I groaned

"Can't you just get away from me!"

"Why?"

"Why?because i like to be alone"

I then kept walking but he kept following me

"My dad is captain hook by the way he has a pretty cool ship"

"Then why are you here!"

I asked annoyed

"Oh because my mom didn't want me to grow up like my father so here we are!"

I rolled my eyes

"Who is your dad?"

"Why do you wanna know?"

I asked still looking forward

"To know you better!"

I groaned

"My dad is gaston"

"The Gaston!as in Gaston LeGume!"

"Yes why?"

"I am such a huge fan did he slay that awful beast!?"

"No he didn't but he almost did"

"Oh did he die?"

"No he almost died yes,but he got saved by my mother"

"Who is your mother?"

"You don't need to know that"

"Why is she dead?"

"Yes for your information yes she is"

"Oh i'm sorry"

"Don't apologize i hate people who apologize"

"Oh sorry-i mean!"

I rolled my eyes i then saw a deer i ducked down and brought hort with me

"Whoa!what is happening"

"Shut up there's a deer"

I whisper-shouted i then grabbed my gun and loaded it and aimed at the deer and shot it

"That was awesome!"

I walked over to the deer and saw it was struggling i then decided to end it's misery i got out my knife and cut the deer and it died

"Don't you sometimes fell bad?"

Asked hort behind me i looked at him

"Sometimes"

I got up and picked up the deer and threw it over my shoulder i made my way back home with hort following and he didn't stop talking making me groan

"Hey do you wanna be friends?"

"Does it look like i need friends?"

I asked him he looked me up and down and smiled

"Yes!"

I groaned

"Fine i'll be your friend"

"You will not regret this!well bye friend"

I saw him walk away making me sigh in relief i made my way home and i walked in and saw father by the fire he shot up when he heard the door

"Ah my dear daughter i see you brought a deer home come on let's cook it"

I smiled as he took the deer away from me

"Anyway how was hunting?"

"It was nice till some guy named hort became my friend"

"That must be nice wait...it's a boy!"

"Yes?"

I then felt dad hug me

"My daughter is finally pulling in men!"

I looked at him

"What?"

"I'm so proud of you honey now help me cut this deer and put it over the fire"

I smiled and walked over to him and helped him