y/n: BITCHASS WAKE UP WE HAVE SCHOOL
oli london: school? WHO WHAT WHERE ,,, what is school man
y/n: oli... do you not go learning building??!?!?!
oli: learn... i dont do tat
y/n: o-o-o--ok senpai oli lets stay home does that sound good
oli: yes y/n yes home
y/n: just because i found you in the street yesterday doesnt mean you stay here long do you realize anyway lets stay home for today then ill kick you back to the curb mr crusty ass christian converter man
oli: i see i see
*as you walk to your bedroom and oli follows you turn around and see a coat hanger in the middle of the floor just staring you down because it grew eyes*
oli: y-y/n? what is that hoe behind you doing
y/n: oh... my coat hanger is my friend
oli: oh hell nah bro nah dude im going back to my husband jimin in the garbage cart
y/n: b-b-b-b-b-but OIL
oli: oli.
y/n: OIL OLI .. come back we can work things out ill stay here with coaty and you stay with yourslef
oli: so it has a name now
y/n: you do too whats the big deal
*oli walks out and slams the door and lays in the middle of the hallways*
*y/n cradles coaty in the arms while thinking of oli*
y/n: oh cruel world coaty maybe we should just make out and see if oli is still alive in the morning then kick him out
*kisses coaty*
y/n: good night coat hanger sir
*the sun sets and then it rises and you open your eyes in the most dramatic way possible*
oli: good morning sunshine sunrise
y/n: AH WHAT THE FUCK COOKING OIL
oli: just.. call me oil
y/n: oli
oli: wow
y/n: youre interupting me a coaty whats the deal mf
oli: you want me back
y/n: or do i
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
