Angel Dust: Cherri Bomb, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Cherri Bomb: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Cherri Bomb: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Cherri Bomb, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Cherri Bomb: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Cherri Bomb: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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