Unicorns

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A/N i thought unicorns would be something really random i could put in here soo..HERE COMES THE UNICORN HERE COMES THE UNCORN!! (Sing that as 'here comes the bride' :p)

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hi! im Bloopo the highlighter unicorn! wanna know what i look like? sure! um..i have one orange eye and my other eye is a rainbow. i have a blue highlighter for a horn. i poop out coco-pops. my mane is red and my tail is purple colour. i have a yellow body. some say im attractive, others say im fugly (fat+ugly)..well anyway onto my life story!

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Bloopo's P.O.V

One morning i was happily eating flowers when suddenly a bear-wolf jumped out and stole some! These flowers weren't any ordinary flowers, they were flowers for highlighter unicorns only! What am I supposed to eat now!? Ugh..stupid bear-wolves, i really hate the guys.

I decided to ignore the bear-wolf and run away. As i was half way down the trail back to my unicorn home a spotted something shiny on the ground right next a baby dragosaur! (Dragon+dinosaur) I quickly but quietly trotted up to the little dragosaur and began to talk to him/her.

"Hello there little dragosaur" i said as the little guy (yes he figured it out) turned around very startled by me.

"Hi, who are you?" the cute ball of adorableness said to me.

"Im Bloopo the highlighter unicorn!" I said enthusiastically, "and were friends now!" I exclaimed to him.

"Shhhh! My mommy is sleeping and she may hear us!" The little guy whisper-yelled at me.

"Okay sorry" i said toning my voice down, "what's your name?" I asked him.

"Fraggo" he said with a frown.

"What's wrong little guy? Do you not like you name?" I asked him curiously.

"No, I hate it! Everyone calls me faggot! I hate everyone even my mum! Shes the one that gave me the stupid name in the first place anyway" he said getting louder then quieter again. I was truly speechless so i just hugged Fraggo.

"Fraggo! Dinner time!" I heard a feminine voice yell, must be his mum.

"Okay, I'll be right there!" He yelled back as he squirmed out of my arms. "Thank you" he said as he started to walk away. Fraggo turned around and gave me a small smile before disappearing into a cave-home.

I sighed heading back to the trail to continue my journey home when i remembered about that shiny thing! I quickly ran to where i saw it but it was gone..maybe Fraggo took it with him without me even noticing.

I sighed again heading home.

~~THE NEXT DAY~~

I woke up to birdies chirping. I better get up and fix my highlighter up. I walked into my bathroom and started fixing my highlighter horn. When i was finished i walked over to the kitchen and asked the fairies to make me some unicorn breakfast.

~~AFTER BREAKFAST AND OTHER STUFF~~

I suddenly sprang up from my sitting position and ran out the door heading to see Fraggo again! Maybe the shiny thing will be there again.

~~AFTER PLAYING WITH FRAGGO~~

"So, have you seen anything shiny around here?" I asked Fraggo.

"I didnt think you saw it! Follow me please" he said in excitement. I followed him and he lead me into his cave-home. We quietly passed what looks like a kitchen and passed a bathroom and into a..bedroom?

"Why are-" I began but Fraggo cut me off by shushing me.

"Be hush, mum might hear you" he said as he dug through a cupboard looking for something.

~~10 MINUTES LATER~~

"Aha! I found it" Fraggo yelled in victory once he found what he was looking for.

"What is it?" I asked him. Fraggo spun around to face me, revealing a unicorn ninja outfit with a shiny star thingy that you throw and loads of other cool ninja stuff.

"You are the chosen one Bloopo, the one who shall be the first highlighter unicorn to become a unicorn ninja secret-agent!" He told me.

"No way! This is so cool!"

~~THE END~~

A/N so thats the story of Bloopo the highlighter unicorn! Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i did writing it! lol Bye!

~unknown identity

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