Author: lance?
Lance: yes
Author: mr zeratul send his regards
Lance: Please don't use texts from mafia games
Author: Ok but anyways there is a Dare for you
Lance: what Dare?
Author: you have to cosplay gandalf and say you shall not pass
Lance: can I do it in neather to pigman army walking by?
Author: of corpse if you like to
Lance: Danke
*Lance teleport to Nether army walking near the cliff dressed like gandalf*
Pigman: who are you?!
Lance: you should be nicer
Pigman: Get of the Road
Lance: No YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*Road under pigmans start to brake and they start falling into lava*
Author: well this was pretty entertaing(idk how to write this) don't you think so?
Ceris: well to be say it looked funny
Hogswort: I knew all of this soldiers I even ate dinner with some of them
Author: its not my problem that Lance like to kill inocent pigmans in my head it sounds beter though anyways you know what to do give us dare's and ask us questions not only to Lance pls it start to being boring
