Lucas Coly .

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Nobody's Pov.
Y/N's sitting on her kitchen counter scrolling through endless Instagram pictures on her boyfriend's page . Yes , Y/N be lurking hella hard .😂 Lucas then walks in .

Y/N: Why tf you eating a pudding cup ? 😂
Lucas: So you telling me I can't eat a pudding cup , that's whatchu saying .
Y/N: Nobody's saying you can't eat a pudding cup , I'm just saying why would you want to , you a grown man .
Lucas: The kids eat pudding cups , why can't I ?
Y/N: Lucas baby , the kids are 4 , that's usually what 4 year olds eat for a snack .
Lucas: Well maybe I want the snack too .
Y/N: But why ?
Lucas: Because Y/N , maybe I don't wanna crush the kids dreams when they ask me to sit on the couch and eat pudding cups with them while watching Dora .
Y/N: 😂 I swear Lucas you're more of a child than they are sometimes.
Lucas: I know and that's why we work .
Y/N: And the fact that we just had an argument about you eating pudding cups makes it worse .
Lucas: Yea , but you know what's really sad .. *smirks* you lurking on my Instagram page when I'm right here .
Y/N: Oh shut up , don't act like you don't do it too .
Lucas: I'm not gonna lie I do , but the difference between me and you is that I jerk off to your pictures , you don't . 😂
Y/N: Eww , you so fucking nasty .

Hayden (your daughter): Mommy , what's "jerking off" ?
Y/N: *looks at Lucas* A word that your daddy shouldn't be fu- freaking using in front of you .

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